Where's my f**kin pint? *SLAP*
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- kelpie0
that's a great idea, I'd fully drink there
- 5timuli0
The first rule of Slap Pub is you do not talk about Slap Pub.
- chossy0
the second rule is you have to deliver a 30 second shoeing to anyone who pure looks at you funny.
- monoboy0
There's pubs like that the length of Easter Road.
- kelpie0
I love this:
"Most of his customers were women working in the service or entertainment industries, he said."
hahahaha
- ********0
The Chinese are weird.
I mean really... There's something coming loose somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if I rocked up there to find them all standing on their heads and juggling rabbits with their feet.
I blame MSG.
- ********0
The Chinese are weird.
I mean really... There's something coming loose somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if I rocked up there to find them all standing on their heads and juggling rabbits with their feet.I'm on LSD.
moth
(Aug 7 06, 03:21)
- chossy0
he he thats a funny one moth what a visual picture you paint with words (I think I just broke the english language then)
- ********0
"In China, one woman kills herself every four minutes."
From the next article down.
See? Coming apart at the seams I tell thee!
- ********0
my "made in china" t-shirt came apart at the seams, you may be onto summat.
- chossy0
:/ I'm sending china a big hug.
*hugs
** steaks loads of chinese women and runs away with them :D it's cool cause they were kept warm in my pockets.
***chinese women start new community on the fluff in my pocket as it bears crumbs and moisture,
****in two years time one pocketese women kills herself every four minutes!!!! women huh?
- chossy0
oh my god when I wrote steaks what I meant to write was steals thats STEALS not steaks :/ thats just terrible.
- TheBlueOne0
A) See it's this type of fearless innovaatove thinking which will make the Chinese the leaders of a capitalist world
B) This suddenly makes my crazy chinese ex-girlfriend that much more understandable...
- ********0
they wear protective gear, wouldn't that hurt your fists if you hit hard? and thus generate more anger...?
it's all downward from here..