happy birthday kuz!
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- _salisae_0
dunno. seems you pick on her a bit.
- KuzII0
that's only cos i'm jealous of her and kelpie's relationship and i fancy her a bit. and kelpie's my enemy.
- joyride0
happy bday kuz! Have a good one
- kelpie0
Jaline doesn't want me anymore Kuz, the eveil harpy, I think we should put this whole episode behind us, in the interests of bro-hood, what do you say?
- paraselene0
in the interests of my favourite spectator sport, bare-knuckle fistfighting, i believe that the two of you ought to vy for her hand.
preferably in a three-foot pit of guacamole.
- KuzII0
aye, bros before hos and all that. come here ya great big softy ya
*opens arms for a warm kelpie embrace
*sends jaline a sexy text
thanks joyride epill!
- kelpie0
She's not worth it, para, I'm through with all the games and the sacrifice. I write this with a tear in my eye, but its time to cut her off, lately the heroin abuse has been really pissing me off, y'know? I still can't find my vintage C64 wrist watch, tea leaf bitch
- KuzII0
all i did was call her a hot and horny teen slut. that's a compliment where im from. you know, leeds.
- paraselene0
pfft. what does a girl have to do to incite bareknuckle guacamole loincloth fights around here?
- kelpie0
cold hard cash, lady.
- honest0
where is kuz now? Are we still honouring the tradition of birthday bumps? (cracks knuckles and stretches back)
- bolus0
happy birthday kuz
- _salisae_0
i only brought it up to get this closer to one hundo
- kelpie0
it worked
- mrs_emecks0
i only brought it up to get this closer to one hundo
_salisae_
(Aug 4 06, 07:54)so did i.
happy birthday!
:)
- KuzII0
yes but because you brought it up, unless Jaline wishes me happy bithday, this whole thread is gonna feel empty.
:(
thanks mrs_emecks!
- mr_snuggles0
all the best my man! wish I was there to mastercelebate, with you....
- neue75_bold0
that was totally the best thread kill ever...why, i'm not sure, but damn...