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- Jaline0
I cringe whenever couples can't stay away from each other.
- barbtastic0
i roll with anyone as long as there's not a lot of talkin and they will smoke the pot in bed with me.
- Crouwel0
m.c.
would you prefer a relationship without physical intimacy, or just being alone?
norika
(Aug 2 06, 08:30)i haven't had sex since 1998. why didn't you call me when you were here, Norika?
btw. both sentences are totally unrelated.
- mr_snuggles0
I'm in the same boat Jaline, I wanna kill whenever I see people smiling, laughing etc... it's like c'mon, get a job, stop living for your own personal enjoyment and start contributing more to this world than your saliva and bad jokes...
- Crouwel0
we should all engage in a massive gangbang before going for the loner-option for the rest of our lifes..
kind of like a bachelors party or something..
- mr_snuggles0
You kids run on ahead...
- rafalski0
let's hug
- flavorful0
Haha, I don't think of PDA as laughing and having a good time.
I think of it as sucking face in front of complete strangers on buses, trains, sidewalks, basically public places where it's fine and dandy to see two people walking hand in hand, or arm in arm, but the whole having sex with your clothes on in front of me ... I can deal without.
Plus I love bad jokes.
If I didn't have bad jokes, I wouldn't have a reason to get up in the morning.
- mr_snuggles0
clearly :P
- Crouwel0
i jsut want to load a gun when i see happy smiling people ignoring the worlds miseries and just hppily reproduce and queue up in the supermarket with extremely heavily loaded carts and crying children that want another lollipop and then they even block your way while loading their fucking boring Opel Vectra's and look at you as a single with only half a loaf of bread and 2 tomatoes and a tray of beers like I AM THE FUCKING WEIRDO!?!?
fuck 'em all.
- Crouwel0
wtf is PDA?
like handheld computers?
- mr_snuggles0
well yes, but at least you're not alone...
- tkmeister0
alone with my crackberry.
- Jaline0
I agree flavor. Plus, people always think I look unhappy (it's just my natural disposition, dammit!) so I feel awkward when someone is smiling excessively AND sucking face with someone else. Stop touching each other in strange places!
- mr_snuggles0
word...
- flavorful0
... I walk around like I'm having the best time of my life all the time.
Whenever people ask me how I'm doing, I simply answer, "A whole hell of a lot better than you!"
Then I don't even bother to ask them, because I know they can't possibly be doing better than me.
Usually my head is too far up in the air to notice people staring at me in hatred, but whenever I do catch the evil eye, I just flash a big smile that usually blinds them with my crest kid whites and causes them to look immediately to the ground, in shame because quite frankly, they should have never had the gall to look at me in the first place. I'm 10 times better than them at the very least.
At the grocery store, I always pay with crisp 100's, even when I'm getting a pack of chewing gum and a bottled water that costs more than most people's entire bill.
I refuse to help the cashier to bag my groceries if I have a lot, because ... fuck them.
And fuck the people behind me who want to get on with their miserable little lives. They should be happy that they have the extended chance of being in my presence instead of mumbling incoherentely.
Because I can't hear ugly.
- Crouwel0
i've never been touched in strange places. well only when i was born. the nurse was ugly though.
- mr_snuggles0
you know they do say ignorance is bliss...
aha, j/k...
- canuck0
I agree flavor. Plus, people always think I look unhappy (it's just my natural disposition, dammit!) ...
Jaline
(Aug 2 06, 09:27)My boss told me to smile more last week.
I work on a fekking computer for 8 hours a day, what do you want?
jerk.
- Momentum20
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