Oh my God!
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- fooler
so my future in-laws are in town and we took em to the annual brew fest. After a bunch of "tastes" my future mother in-law looks up in the sky and says " god sure made some pretty clouds today" to that I replied "I don't think any god makes clouds". "Then who does she relied".
"I'm pretty sure no one "makes" clouds, it's just water particles floating in the sky". Then my future father in law starts yelling "how do you know? How do you know!!!".
" I think i learned it in science class"
"How do you know god doesn't make clouds" he yells at me again just as a bird shits on his shoulder!!!!!!!!!
Thank you god for making that bird and his bird shit.
- Jaline0
hahaha
you were looking for an argument, you know.
- Nairn0
HA HA H AHA HA!
Beautiful!
+1 Fooler
+1 God with sense of humour
- grunttt0
lol at the timing of that bird.
lol also at your timing of bringing up your theories on god with the in-laws at a damn brew fest!
both hilarious!
- vespa0
haha!!
- tkmeister0
HAHAHA,
god bless shitting birds.
- canuck0
I once saw a man with bird shit on his head. he was totally unaware.
- sweaty_bollox0
one of them mastercard moments
- fooler0
never argue with a drunk irish catholic.....
...which is NEVER becaue they're always drunk!!
- moth0
haha
I've been shat on by birds 3 times in my life. It seems excessive.
- CALLES0
thats great... did you tell him that god send him the birdshit
- Jaline0
so what happened next?
- Jnr_Madison0
When I was younger and worked in a bar, there were two rules - don't talk about football or religion. I apply these rules to my family now and it works pretty well.
- fooler0
thats great... did you tell him that god send him the birdshit
CALLES
(Jul 31 06, 08:34)I had to bite my tounge on that one....
Later that night my future cousin in law keeps saying "gradma tells everyone your an Atheist".
- davey_g0
Sweet revenge.
- kezza_20
Drinking with the future in laws...
I'm still trying to forget the last time I did that....
Just don't do it
- Bottlerocket0
'Future in laws' - are you getting married kezza?
- k0na_an0k0
So God doesn't make clouds but God makes bird shit? Actually I think the food that the birds eat, then digest makes bird shit.
I think I learned that in science class.
Funny story though. haha.
- Jnr_Madison0
Now the grey area here is the definition of God.