I'm Getting Younger
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- Jugarelly
So, I move about 8 months ago. I've decided to stop doing freelance and find a full-time gig. The thing is, all I'm getting offered is title and pay in the range of where I was 4 years ago. Anyone else have this problem?
- Rand0
I keep getting younger too. I look half my age. It's a terrible thing.
- Jnr_Madison0
I look about 16 in real life.
- Rand0
I look 45
- Jaline0
A few years ago I got carded at a 14+ film.
And in high school I was voted 'most likely to be carded for the rest of their life'.
*sigh
- neue75_bold0
I've definitely lost something...
- jevad0
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- Jugarelly0
My voice is changing back.
- Jnr_Madison0
I was so small at school they wanted to give me drugs to make me grow.
- neue75_bold0
I am wearing nothing but diapers...
- Jnr_Madison0
I never took said drugs, just all the rest of them.
- _me_0
think of it like getting a mortgage but yet paying more "rent".
- Jnr_Madison0
Bouncers mock me after I prove I'm 28.
- Jnr_Madison0
My parents hate me.
- monoboy0
Shouldn't you be doing your home work?
- chossy0
same here jnr the docs wanted to dose me and turn me into a raging maniac however I said fuck that shit, my parents wanted me to take the drugs but I declined thinking nature would find a way, indeed it did she found a way to turn me into a short bald guy, still though you've got to laugh why fight it :D
- designaked0
I look like an 87 year old woman...
...and "technically" I'm a 26 year old man.
- vwsung18t0
i've been carded for lottery tickets by a kid that looked 17-18
- chossy0
'technically' ha ha,
hey design I was laughing my ass off on my way to work the other day still thinking about that commando flip with the guns and shit man thats some funny shit :D
- onewhoslaps0
it's like the original question was never asked.
- designaked0
hahaha....chossy....yeah, I was thinking about that too.
I was thinking that it would be even funnier if the dude shot like 4 rounds, killed like 14 people and landed in a HUGE pile of empty shells.
I'm not sure though....maybe too slapstick and silly.