Top tips for graduate designers
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- honest
This one goes out to all you students graduating and wanting our jobs:
1. Hit SAVE before printing/PDFing
2. Hit SAVE before going to the toilet
3. Hit SAVE if your computer does something funny
4. Hit SAVE before going to lunch.
5. Always back-up your files before going home.
6. DON'T have sex with your: boss/boss's wife/boss's daughter/boss's sister
- note to NTers no tips about handling clients from hell, students need to learn that all by themselves...
- kelpie0
DONT stick your dick in the mash potato
- UndoUndo0
dont take crits personally - its aimed at improving your work and getting a good output for the sudio - not criting you personally
- grunttt0
never work or shit off of the clock.
- honest0
dont take crits personally - its aimed at improving your work and getting a good output for the sudio - not criting you personally
UndoUndo
(Jul 26 06, 04:58)Unless you broke rule #6
- menia0
theres always space for improvement
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
talking is forbidden until you get home.
- honest0
Unless you're a ninja, don't use the office equipment for your own jobs. If you get fired, your ex-boss will tell your new boss why you got yourself axed.
- UndoUndo0
oh yeah rule #6!
damn
- grunttt0
make the logo too big to begin with. then you will be asked to make the logo smaller at which point you make it size it should have been in the first place.
- paraselene0
you only shit on company time, gruntt?
what if you're on holiday?
- valentim0
coffee, means coffee...now
- grunttt0
you only shit on company time, gruntt?
what if you're on holiday?
paraselene
(Jul 26 06, 05:10)i write them in on my expense account.
- moth0
7. Don't look while crossing the road and it might end sooner rather than later.
or
8. Retrain at something else.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
to add to the coffee comment...
... you're allowed to make one shitty pot of coffee... the next one you get burned with... the next one after that... you die.
- honest0
I can't stress how important this is:
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRcumSTANCES:
MASTURBATE AT WORK.I don't speak from experience rather from opening a door to a toilet cubicle. Your whole relationship with that colleague changes afterwards and you never want to shake hands with them... EVER.
- kelpie0
I wish someone had told me *that* one back in the day
- kelpie0
"it helps me think!!!!" he cries
- paraselene0
"it helps me cry," he thinks.
kelpie
(Jul 26 06, 05:30)
- chossy0
Hollow out the bottom of a poly cup and pop the end of the old ponis into it then ask the sexiest girl in the office if she fancies an m n m then watch her face light up when she grasps hold of the old whallice :D
Thereby gaining respect from women folk and a pat on the back from the men folk.
- Baskerville0
chossy I just choked on my water. thanks for that.