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- pascii
i HATE it when suburban drunks piss on our studiodoor. i put that damn thing on electricity soon!
- paraselene0
i am so sorry, pascii. i have been off the booze for a while and three pints was clearly more than i could handle.
please forgive me.
- UndoUndo0
nasty
sp = urine
- kelpie0
we had a tramp living on our building stairway for a while in an old flat. it was great, like having your very own troll-under-a-bridge.
we kicked the shit out of him repeatedly, obviously.
- kelpie0
no, honestly, we did.
- neue75_bold0
just one of the many reasons why you're known as kelpie the brave...
- kelpie0
you'll have to excuse me pascii, I'm entering the 26th hour. That's a strange hour, fraught with danger.
- kelpie0
well, micheal, he was a big lad. insufferably smelly, but large, in a crumpled, end of his tether, nowhere else to go in the rain kind of way.
- paraselene0
i was thinking more along the lines of liek the 'shroud of urin'.
- kelpie0
good way to get out of shit parties, that
- agentfour0
just a tip: dont use public phone booths either!
- paraselene0
or dead-end relationships.
- kelpie0
classic technique lady, classic. in fact I reckon stinking of pish will get you out of most things. not jail unfortunately as I've found, but most things.
- paraselene0
works a treat on jury duty.
and how do you think i got out of that bridesmaid gig?
- pascii0
grrrr. i may even put a 10000000 volt halogen lamp in the doorway to grill the pisseres weener!
- kelpie0
ow, kind of boil it back up from whence it came, you mean?
nice solution.