we had a deal!
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- Momentum2
Okay so sunday afternoon I was minding my own buisness when driving to my friends house and 3 pigeons decide to use me as a vessel to end their meaningless life!! The street was york and my speed was a simple 35. I see 3 pigeons land about a yard in front of me... USUALLY they will fly away so I continue my speed... no breaking no accelerating... I get to about 5 feet from them and I notice their determination! 4 feet, 3 feet, 2 feet... one pigeon decide it was a chicken at the last moment a flew up and hit my front fender... the other two decided to be martyrs for the constant oppressed pigeon community! As i run them over a bunch of feathers spit forth like a shower of fireworks to celebrate their passing. 2 birds perished because of me!
It reminds me of a scene from Seinfeld! WE HAD A DEAL!!!! They are suppose to fly away! I believe they were commiting suicide because of the heat or they were martys like i said earlier. The sad thing is the one that chickened out will constantly be berated by degrating remarks from his pigeon community! Oh well... another one bites the dust!
- flavorful0
HAHHAHAHA!
- Jnr_Madison0
I hope PETA aren't listening.
- jevad0
you bastard
- Momentum20
=( heh
- mr_snuggles0
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!
- Momentum20
hahahaha
- Hewmiri0
that cowardly pigeon was me.
- Jnr_Madison0
I can relate to a pigeons life.
- mrpt0
Next time just swerve and hit a squirrel.
- Jnr_Madison0
Next time don't strap pigeons to the road.
- spendogg0
dont feel bad, I murdered a pigeon with a glof cart on the course a few years ago. Its called natural selection.
- gramme0
Next time swerve and hit Rusty the homeless guy. He never brought back that rickshaw anyway, the bastid.
- mrpt0
Next time just swerve and hit the old lady with the marble rye.
- k0na_an0k0
Momentum. Thank you for that story. I feel much better about hitting that child on the way to work this morning now. I only took one lfe. (2 if you count the kid he was walking with, but I'm pretty sure that one was retarded), you took 3. Thanks man.
*skips off to the bathroom
- MLP0
don't take the squirrel to the vet though.
- mrpt0
but do take it to the Merv Griffin Show
- Momentum20
Momentum. Thank you for that story. I feel much better about hitting that child on the way to work this morning now. I only took one lfe. (2 if you count the kid he was walking with, but I'm pretty sure that one was retarded), you took 3. Thanks man.
*skips off to the bathroom
k0na_an0k
(Jul 24 06, 12:29)haha
- Jaline0
Good luck, my friend.
The butterfly effect will occur soon.
- Momentum20
Good luck, my friend.
The butterfly effect will occur soon.
Jaline
(Jul 24 06, 13:32)
- restlessdesign0
hahaha great storytelling.