weird annoyances
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- kelpie0
hahaha
- mr_snuggles0
I hate the sound of my voice and my appearance... I even close my eyes when I'm shaving....
- kelpie0
yeah, those really get on my tits too, snuggs
- ********0
ha! para, I put that shit in the ashtray all the time - bet you take fucking ages at the cash machine though
:E
kelpie
(Jul 20 06, 08:25)oi. i'm a woman, not an evil atm faffer.
paraselene
(Jul 20 06, 08:29)quick! moth! take a sample of her DNA, some hair should do it! a unique specimen at last! ;)
kelpie
(Jul 20 06, 08:31)Nah. It's probably just that lying, manipulative woman gene judging by the unreasonable and hysterical defence mechanism that just went off up there...
- Jnr_Madison0
I really hate the sound of people living.
- kelpie0
you know I'm kidding you sexy bastard
- gramme0
TERMS:
"here's my take."
"Noted".
"Please advise".
"Branding".
"Marketing".
I also think that most Marketing Directors should be replaced by Creative Directors. Smug, over-educated yet unskilled mucks more often than not. Blecchh.
- kelpie0
you know I'm kidding you sexy bastard
kelpie
(Jul 20 06, 08:37)not you Jnr, no offence
- gramme0
*buys a cattle prod to regulate the verbalization of terms like "branding exercise"
- Jnr_Madison0
Fuck you kelpie.
- gramme0
Nobody but my fiancee is allowed to touch the crook of my arm. If somebody touches it, I flip out and start break-dance fighting.
- Jnr_Madison0
I had hoped this thread would take a more abstract direction but hey.
- paraselene0
unreasonable and hysterical? pfft. hardly.
i am a woman and a bitch, not an evil atm faffer.
- gramme0
I had hoped this thread would take a more abstract direction but hey.
Jnr_Madison
(Jul 20 06, 08:41)William S. Burroughs abstract or Jackson Pollock abstract?
- Jnr_Madison0
More like william shatner abstract.
- ********0
has anyone mentioned festoons?
- chossy0
I am annoyed by impatience, unfairness, rudeness and cruelty. I also get annoyed when you and a chick are riding and it's so god damned good that you 'love out' way way to early... I just feel guilty about that I suppose it's not really an annoyance.
- davey_g0
Being packed into a grocery store, bumping asses with people, and trying to play the game of "acting like I'm looking for something else", while trying to get my goddamn Wheaties, but the old lady in the RascalĀ® cart is in my way. looking for the best price on her Geritol.
FUCK, just want my cereal!
- Momentum20
i'm annoyed when people try to merge into my lane with using their signal light!
so when i see they want to merge but they don't use their signal light i drive slow on their blind spot and when they try to go in I honk like a crazed man!!
haha gets me through the morning traffic!
- Jnr_Madison0
Staff @ every Tesco in the UK.