DAY OF JOKES
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- domdom
cmon guys, who's funny?
A car full of lesbians and a car full of battyboys had a race from london to brighton. who came first?
the lesbians - they were doing 69 all the way.
the battyboys, meanwhile... they were still packing their shit.
ps: i dont hate gays btw.
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An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers.
The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"
The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the heck did you expect, feathers?"
- HumanMale0
A burglary was recently committed at Manchester City’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Police are looking for a man with a pale blue carpet.
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