Microsoft PowerPoint
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- niconico0
it was programmed by satan himself.
satan and his evil screen-fades and armies of obnoxious talking desk implements.
- TheSuperPickle0
A good worker doesn't blame his tools, he blames PowerPoint.
Jnr_Madisona better worker simply says "fuck off to Power Point, i'm going to hook ya up with a kick-assed Flash piece instead"
;~)
- stewart0
okay, you started it.
now tell me how to make more than one slidemaster in a single document.
i can't f*#$%@ng figure out how to do that.
- moth0
you cant.
- spongebob0
are you on office 2003 or later?
go to master slides.
Create a new master slide.
(View-Master-SlideMaster, then right click on the left panel and create a new slide master)apply the new master slide to those you want to have differing master slides for.
- skt0
you total cant.
- monoboy0
My mum loves PowerPoint.
nuff said
- MrMackem0
i went for a job where part of the interview was a 'design test'.
designing in word, publisher and powerpoint.
"Photowhat? Quarn 6?
i never did turn up for that job like . . . . . . . .
- moth0
"To protect themselves against hackers exploiting the bug, Microsoft warned users not to open or save PowerPoint files"
Perfect.
- nicko0
lol, problem solved
- stewart0
so you CAN'T have a titlemaster and two or more slidemasters?
kcuf taht!
using MS Powerpoint X for mac release 1, btw
- vespa0
Microsoft 'is UK'S favourite brand'
- pascii0
wolfbaggin'
- Baskerville0
Copywriter Gita Pruriyaran said the presentation "had room for improvement."
"I felt some of the later transitions were weak," Pruriyaran said. "The point of a transition is to maintain audience interest and lighten the mood. To me, the door-closing sound effects in Will & Funeral were repetitive and heavy-handed. But Ron's choice to end with that Hamlet quote and then fade to black was really powerful. There wasn't a dry eye in the room when Hector flipped off the projector and brought up the lights."
- nicko0
it's evil
- gramme0
SRSLY
Designing a 125-slide deep Powerpoint presentation = not fun.
- davey_g0
I just had to "spruce up" a clients PP show...Man, the show was a total piece of shit and so was the software.
DIE YOU BITCH! DIE I SAID!
- Jnr_Madison0
A good worker doesn't blame his tools, he blames PowerPoint.