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- dbloc
Extremely advanced typography abilities (with european sensibilities) are mandatory.
- Meeklo0
hmmm.. will my sensibilities in north eastern eauropean type will do, or they are looking more western europe sensibilitties...
I'm so confused...
- -scarabin-0
wtf is a european sensibility
europe is fucking huge
- radar0
not American is what they mean
- robotron3k0
"must be able to design with helvetica."
- tkmeister0
i sent my resume. do i get to do a photoshoot too?
- ********0
UnAmerican Apparel.™
- ********0
i sent my resume. do i get to do a photoshoot too?
tkmeister
(Jul 14 06, 12:22)I'd be an AA model.
... I wonder how one does get a photo shoot, they seem to take random people off the street and throw them in clean clothes leaving the human bodies filthy.
- acescence0
i read that the guy in charge there shoots all the models himself... at his house, you know, after feeding them cocaine all night and violating them.
- ********0
It shows, haha.
- mrpt0
UnAmerican Apparel.™
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(Jul 14 06, 12:24)+1
- mg330
Additional requirements:
Must not lose your lunch when CEO wanders up to your desk and removes his weiner from beneath a test pair of silk briefs.
- ********0
Additional additional requirements:
Must weigh in at no more than 84.67 pounds. People 84.68 and up please do not apply.
- Seanbot0
hey, atleast you get something free for working there.
- ********0
"Girls, if we can't see your ribs ... you're ugly."
- Stephen Colbert
- neue75_bold0
"Extremely advanced typography abilities (with swiss sensibilities) are mandatory"
- tkmeister0
so i got an email back and i am hired.
wish me luck.
- ********0
Haha seriously?
Give them my headshot...