MY BEARD
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- neenaw0
This thread is equivalent to spray painting your name on a wall.
g-fro
(Jul 5 06, 06:16)a wee menchie
- g-fro0
Hey guess what? I change my socks daily.
Does this deserve it's own thread? Seems pretty important to me.
- neenaw0
You have no idea why this thread started...
There is a reason though and it has nothing to do with beards.
You beard.
- ********0
g-fro you dumb twat, this thread was in response to a troll that was on here in the morning.
You obviously weren't around to get the joke.
- g-fro0
I stand corrected then.
I'm a dumb twat. I hope at least I'm clean shaved, maybe a landing strip.
- neenaw0
A landing strip? Are you talking about leg beards?
- k0na_an0k0
chossy is a bearded lady
- gramme0
My beard is ginger.
Concrete
(Jul 5 06, 05:32)My beard is made from sassafras, sage and cilantro. I smell delicious.
- chossy0
This thread is full of great people with or without beards. Funny you mention ladies paraselene cause I totally got some at the weekend, and I wasn't scared or anything :D
- ********0
I am jox
- paraselene0
chossy, that is rad! please, please tell me what happened. i am very curious about such things as, but not limited to, the following:
a. the pick-up line
b. the placement of the left hand
c. cup size and general breast-related information
d. ejaculation
e. hair colour and nationality of the lassie in questionmany thanks.
(on a related note, is it a yank thing to refer to the girlfriend of a still-closeted gay man as a beard? or do y'all say that here, too. that's why i mentioned ladies. slap me if i'm stating the obvious.)
- Concrete0
*slaps para
(gently)
- ********0
like number of grams?
- paraselene0
ta, concrete. sometimes, much like a human child raised by a pack of wolves and then reintegrated into society, i find myself reverting to my american ways and do not realise what i have done until i suddenly come to my senses, naked and on all fours in borough market, menacing the tourists with the remains of a bloody hare in my jaw.
- Concrete0
Romulus, is that you?
- paraselene0
think more along the lines of kaspar hauser...
- chossy0
aye lassie I will tell you all about it tonight if you fancy, and in return you can help me do some shite coding I cannae get my heed round please cheers doll chops.
- Concrete0
Wow. I need to read more.
Weiß nicht! Weiß nicht!
- paraselene0
right-o, you've got yourself a date then, chossy. i'll skype ya later on.