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- paraselene
the day before yesterday, there was a stabbing reported across the street from my house.
the police were canvassing all afternoon and evening, but i don't think they've found any other witnesses.
nor have they found a victim.
so yesterday afternoon, i get sent home for mandatory bed rest. it was a hot day and my street was bright and sunny.
as i walked up it, i heard someone in one of the adjacent flats practicing a piano. a man was out on his front stoop with a beer and a sandwich and a book, shirt off, trying to get a bit of sun. then a car drove by with a couple having an argument inside.
so i've been in my room looking out on the street since yesterday, moderately powerful digital zoom lens at the ready...
i'm going to solve this thing and bring the killer to justice.
- rafalski0
you think it's that easy?
http://art3idea.psu.edu/boundari…
this looks better than timeline explanation
http://www.sckr4bmb.com/dropbox/…
- blaw0
paraselene sonthonax, p.i.
it sounds as if you are neither in bed nor resting.
- neue75_bold0
did they find a scalp?
- paraselene0
did i mention that i was going to do all of this after my nap?
- WildFlower0
make sure you take semen specimens of all suspects.
- MLP0
throw a party with your winnings
- kelpie0
remember the holy trinity, para:
Vistim, Suspect, Crime scene
- kelpie0
vistim?
- paraselene0
i suspect i might be the vistim, as it were.
- skt0
OMG, dulwich isn't the most boring place on the planet after all..
- paraselene0
i was wating for you to mention that. how street is my street now?
- honest0
watch your back para, just be careful, if you see a knife, run and don't look back. don't even think that you can take somebody on welding a bladed weapon on your own. just be careful.
- whippits0
Wait, wait... Why do you think you got sent home darling? silly bint YOU are the victim, now a ghost (though you have yet to come to grips)..;) haunting your street to find your killer(s)
Look no further: It was I and Psi (contract taken out by the Johns)
- paraselene0
damn.
*drops machete
**sigh
- paraselene0
i knew those johns were up to something when they started leaving the toilet seats down.
- kelpie0
omg, then how does it type now that it is dead?
- whippits0
no no take up the blade again for you must kill at least two people by accident before you find out the truth and then you can go back to heaven or Canary Wharf as it were
- paraselene0
omg, then how does it type now that it is dead?
kelpie
(Jun 30 06, 03:42)i have screamed that very question from so many k-holes, kelpie.
- whippits0
para never dies really
long live the spleen!
- kelpie0
your kidneys are over rated anyway, love, take a drink...