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- kungfukid0
he called it Kali, but said it was an amalgam of stuff
TenaciousG
(Jun 30 06, 13:17)Kali is pretty cool, what with all the knife crime escalating in London, I'd love for a decent Kali school. The Bob Breen Academy charges way too much, you're better off hiring a bodyguard for the amount they charge.
I always carry an umbrella or a pen with me, it makes sense as it always rains in London and doesn't violate the criminal justice bill.
- TenaciousG0
Pick an animal, and there's a kung fu master of that style who'll make you eat your words. Faries, they are not.
And if you do call a kung fu master a fairy, please videotape the ass whuppin and post it on You Tube... I'd love to see it
- TenaciousG0
Kali/Escrima is simlar to boxing in some regards. Instead of following through with the wrist, just push straight through, and your fist will do the talking.
They can't oulaw a fist in london! And a bottle works with escrima just as well
- kungfukid0
bottles don't fly with the local 5-0 it's not listed as an object readily available. Bill of rights would argue that you premeditated the attack unless you were on the way home and had just bought yourself a bottle of beer. I don't use weapons, i use concepts and generally i adopt the Michael Johnson school of martial arts and run the hell out of there.
- TenaciousG0
I understand. I've been in a few fights, and it's always best to sidestep, throw the person into something, and hope they're too hurt to get up. Then run!
My instructor was a bouncer, and even he doesn't like fights that last more than a minute or so. Dangerous stuff.
- Crouwel0
Facts:
1. wombats are mammals.
2. wombats fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the wombat is to flip out and kill people.
- TenaciousG0
Fear the Wombat
- bbq10
i feel the need to japenese kick you in balls. does that make more sense?
bbq1
(Jun 30 06, 12:30)racist scum
acescence
(Jun 30 06, 13:12)you a faaaaahkkking idiot. weren't you just bashing gays or something like that.
*bitch slaps face and opponent begins to cry
- Jaline0
Damn, you heads still talking? Do I have to chop you with my sword down your face too?
- acescence0
Pick an animal, and there's a kung fu master of that style who'll make you eat your words. Faries, they are not.
TenaciousG
(Jun 30 06, 13:23)you need to work on your reading comprehension.
- acescence0
Tell you what dude, go up to the first Shaolin monk doing a show in your home town and call him a prancing fucking fairey boy in Mandarin and see what happens.
kungfukid
(Jun 30 06, 13:20)sure, could you translate that for me?
- acescence0
you a faaaaahkkking idiot. weren't you just bashing gays or something like that.
*bitch slaps face and opponent begins to cry
bbq1
(Jun 30 06, 13:48)yeah, something like that.
- MillsCollective0
everybody was Kung Fu typing
- bbq10
you need to work on your reading comprehension.
acescence
(Jun 30 06, 13:49)douche bagery continues
- TenaciousG0
acesence is just a flamer. A gutless wimp who resorts to insults because he hasn't got the facts.
he may also have been masturbating, which would explain his lengthy absence
- acescence0
acesence is just a flamer. A gutless wimp who resorts to insults because he hasn't got the facts.
he may also have been masturbating, which would explain his lengthy absence
TenaciousG
(Jun 30 06, 14:22)masturbating? i wish, i was at work, working. please re-read what i wrote and point out exactly where i have gotten facts wrong. really, i welcome correction, as i hate being wrong, and would like to one day achieve perfect correctness.
and you can throw another sausage on the bbq, my fairy reference was regarding a mischievous imaginary being, you're the homophobe that gave it negative connotation.
my bong awaits...
- 305artist0
hadoken
- kungfukid0
Tell you what dude, go up to the first Shaolin monk doing a show in your home town and call him a prancing fucking fairey boy in Mandarin and see what happens.
kungfukid
(Jun 30 06, 13:20)sure, could you translate that for me?
acescence
(Jun 30 06, 13:50)sorry it's a bit late:
跳跃的该...
- acescence0
sorry, i was looking for something phoenetic that i could actually pronounce.
anyway, you are having difficulty grasping the point, so i will explain it once more. the modern sport of wu shu is more a kin to gymnastics. most events are a solo display of forms, and what little head to head fighting there is, is an f'ed up point system that has little to do with real world fighting, like a street fight. jet li, a wu shu champion, said of the ufc fighters he "fought" in cradle 2 the grave, of course they would beat me in real life, they're REAL fighters.
my roommate is a sifu at a kung fu school, and i sometimes spar with them. of course, they still have the forms that they learn, but they teach a more practical application of these traditions, as well as b jiu jitsu, muay thai, et al, as the goal of many that train there is to engage in real mixed martial arts fights, not amass a collection of colorful belts and lovely trophies.