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- Atkinson
I get married on Sunday - any advice [other than don't] for speeches etc etc
- phatlee0
It will fly by so make sure you enjoy it, and try not to get too pissed.
- epill_0
alwaays talk it out dont hold any feelings inside.
comprimise your lifestyle around hers and vice versa.
love her as your bestest friend.
do things outside the home with each other aand make a habbit of it.
ritualize your lifestyles.
dont hover in one area of your marriage.
become financial moguls with your portfolios [your cash flow]
save!!!! save!!!! save!!!!
begin saving for your retirement today!!!go on vacations as much as possible with each other offcourse.
have sex everyday!!!! everyday!!!! evaday!!!!!!!
everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have sex!!!!!!!!!!!! animalistic sex!!!!!!!
:)
- digilee0
shag the bridesmaid
- Concrete0
Congratulations, Craig.
Remeber thank everyone that helped to make your day. Try and take as much food home with you as possible!
Hope its a great day for you.
- blaw0
listen to epill!
fricken genius, that one.
- indian_pole0
keep speeches short and sweet unless you are one funny mofo.
- Bottlerocket0
Avoid pop psudeo-psychology and well inentioned, vaguely spiritual one line pieces of advice.
- e-pill0
rules of marriage for men:
1. look but dont touch
2. touch but dont lookthats it.
:)
- Bottlerocket0
Avoid anyone espousing any 'rules of marriage'
- D_Dot0
By the time the day is over, you will be very tired. You should both take a pep pill, or a Viagra if you plan on making babies ... or at least practicing.
- paraselene0
*hoists epill for prez placard
- honest0
If there's anything you haven't told your fiancée tell her. Otherwise the words of: "YOU LIED TO ME!" and the old favourite: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?"will be ringing in your ears for years to come.
Oh and make the most of your stag night unless you're planning on getting divorced and remarried so as to have another stag do.
- k0na_an0k0
atkinson. as long as you speak from your heart no one is going to care if you stumble over a word or two, or if you forget what you're saying.
it doesn't have to be perfect as it doesn't have to be as good as shakespeare.
speak from the heart, make people cry, make them laugh, but tell them like it is. they'll appreciate it.
and congrats.
- gramme0
Marriage is a wonderful thing (so I'm told), I'm getting married myself this fall.
You will have a wonderful marriage as long as you're prepared to sacrifice yourself daily on your wife's behalf, to always put her needs before your own.
congrats.
- DaveO0
Don't read off a sheet. I had to make a video of a work colleague's wedding and the groom read hs whole speech off a sheet. So me, in my plucky attampt to make a dynamic and paced video, edited it the fuck out of there. Cue VERY scornful email from teh bride, telling me to NOT EDIT THE SPEECHES.
Boy, did he go on.
- blaw0
speaking of marriage, today is our anniversary.
ten years, four dogs, two cats and a boy later, and everything is just fine.
:)
just wanted to say.
- gramme0
just wanted to say.
blaw
(Jun 28 06, 06:56)grats blaw. hope the next ten years are even better.
- paraselene0
*liberal sprinkling of congratulations
and if you're stuck for something to say, you should just recite the owl and the pussycat.
- Bottlerocket0
That was a reading at a friends wedding and it was brilliant.
- subflux0
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
So tweasure your wuv."