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  • Boz

    Well since things got too serious about racism. I've decided to lighten things up.

    So here it goes:

    Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

    A: Juan on Juan

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    Q:What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

    A: The position of the dirt bag
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    Q:What do you call a smart blonde?

    A: A golden retriever.
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    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

    A: 45 lbs

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    Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
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    Q:Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

    A: Because they have cotton balls.

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    Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

    A: Mace will do that to you.
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    Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

    A: They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
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    Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

    A: A different bar

    Hehe...peace out everyone.

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  • mayo0

    Peace out Bozha! :D