superhero powers
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- kelpie0
I'd also like (if I can have 2) a whoppin big articulated penis, like a whales, please. Very handy if you can't find the TV remote.
- Fariska0
I'd like to have the power to insert intelligence in the brain of the PMs and sales guys I work with.
And the power to give them electroshock when they piss me off with dumb questions.
- kelpie0
I'd like the power to make _salisae_ say nice things to people whenever she tries to dis them, and possibly get snuggles laid if she could too.
- Nac_part20
i want the power of QBN
- pascii0
freezing time
"you need a new concept? gimme 10 mins!" and i could sleep finally enough
- honest0
teleportation:
transport fees are a real bitch in London and I'd save so much on flights when I go on holiday who needs to sit on a plane shacked to a seat like a kid in a high-chair for a few hours?
The power of flight? what and dodge birds, get insects slapped on your face as you whizz by, no good during a thunder storm, and there's always the chance somebody mistakes you for a missile and counter-attacks.erm, i think i gave this way too much thought.
–> SELF-SLAP
- danthon0
I'd love the power to make cellphones melt on visual contact. Mostly for people driving.
- flavorful0
I wish I had super tennis powers, as I just lost 6-0, 6-0 to someone who could have been my mother.
Which is better than last week, when I lost 6-0, 6-0 to someone who could have been my grandmother.
- epill_0
i want the Carnage Symbiote suit or the Toxin Symbiote suit.
for those that dont know, Carnage is the spaawn of Venom and Toxin is the Spawn of Carnage.
:)
- cruz_azul0
time travel ..
- _salisae_0
oops. sorry. can't talk. grim reeper is at the door.
- chossy0
I would like the power to ride loads of chicks yeah boyeeee :D
- brandelec0
Marvel Universe rollplaying game? how old are you?
_salisae_
(Jun 21 06, 12:20)yes, 23
how old are you?
- flavorful0
neue75, what the hell is the problem.
Do you need some of my actual super-hero powers here?
- Nac_part20
rollplaying is awesome dear...should try it
;)
- _salisae_0
Marvel Universe rollplaying game? how old are you?
- neue75_bold0
I just wanna get laid sometime time during this decade...
- flavorful0
Never read it, but quickly Wikipediaiigninig - that was a Surfer from a different dimenion if I skimmed correctly.
Damn you e-pill you Marvel know-it-all! :D
- e-pill0
in marvel zombies The Hulk bit off Silver Surfer's head right off and chewed on it.