if you're a designer
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- porky
...please listen to what we want.
F*ck off !!!
- Concrete0
Helvetica is an institution,
comic sans is pagan and Peter Saville is your hero.
- honest0
you will do the job on time and to our budget, ignoring your other so-called projects and tend to mine and mine alone. You will produce an award winning A5 flyer to my font preference and colour palette and kiss my asswhilst singing my personal anthem.
- porky0
you will do the job on time and to our budget, ignoring your other so-called projects and tend to mine and mine alone. You will produce an award winning A5 flyer to my font preference and colour palette and kiss my asswhilst singing my personal anthem.
honest
(Jun 8 06, 02:30)hahahaha
- valentim0
you will not come to lunch meeting stone, drink a bottle of wine, and will and pay the meal bill, every time.
- rasko40
You will quote us and we will knock you down by 25%, we will refuse to pay for any additional ammends especially those caused by our own indecision and incompetence, we will also talk to you in a condescending manner and be selective in copying in higher level managers when we want to display our 'firm, confident manner'. This is based on the account handlers 'law of being a cunt' page 101, para.6.6
- rasko40
i think i got my threads confused
- Bottlerocket0
How many designers does it take to change a light bullb?
I'M NOT CHANGING ANYTHING!
- valentim0
you go: yeah yeah, i can see what you want, it´s like this but a bit blueish, yeah without some elements and maybe brown not blue, my shoes are great, i painted my t-shirt, my girlfriend its dirty...let´s have some sushi, the typography on that advert its fucking shite, dont you think...? Thursday night expensive place, I´ll stay here, like this tune...no money left, pretend the porshe, sell the ray-ban, buy a gram. monday is shit-friday drunk!
- paraselene0
haha valentim's living the dream!
- honest0
extract from email from client.
"I love you and miss you so much! I'll be thinking about you all day and what happened at the party last night!"
Unfortunately my name is not "Hugh",
what should I write back?
- mr_snuggles0
//Please, just remember one thing, the bigger the logo, the better the brand communication...
- paraselene0
"please, jane, i'm a married man. last night was a mistake and we must, for everyone's sake, put it behind us and move on with our lives."
- Concrete0
extract from email from client.
"I love you and miss you so much! I'll be thinking about you all day and what happened at the party last night!"
Unfortunately my name is not "Hugh",
what should I write back?
honest
(Jun 8 06, 03:44)Go with it! Tell her your full name is Hugh Juan, and ask if you can hook up!
- valentim0
Say: I am sure your beloved Hugh would be happy if you go into you sent messages and forward the one you have just sent me!
thank you
Love you too
the designer
- honest0
HOW THE F- DID YOU KNOW HER NAME WAS JANE?????
"please, jane, i'm a married man. last night was a mistake and we must, for everyone's sake, put it behind us and move on with our lives."
paraselene
(Jun 8 06, 03:47)
- honest0
I need to speak to her about some amends on a job later on. If she tries to pull a fast one (could we change the colour to pink?) I'll ask her if my man-whore Hugh showed her a good time at the party last night). Once i have her in the palm of my hand I shall crush her like the insect I think she is.
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHA (THUNDER AND LIGHTNING)
BRU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
- paraselene0
HOW THE F- DID YOU KNOW HER NAME WAS JANE?????
"please, jane, i'm a married man. last night was a mistake and we must, for everyone's sake, put it behind us and move on with our lives."
paraselene
(Jun 8 06, 03:47)
honest
(Jun 8 06, 03:54)i have immense psychic powers, but i choose only to use them to divine the banal and play tricks on my interweb buddies.
- Nairn0
Hugh & Jane..
'..feel their middle-class pain'
- honest0
Hugh & Jane..
'..feel their middle-class pain'
Nairn
(Jun 8 06, 04:00)'dancing naked in the rain'
- monkeyshine0
if you're a designer
...get over yourself. contrary to all you know, it's not really all about you.