Wendy's Complaint ...
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- flavorful
Okay, so I'm in my cube and I hear this guy a few cubes over clear as day on his phone. First he goes, "I'd like to complain about the service I received yesterday."
(Great way to start any phone conversation, by the way.)
So I immediately, slide my chair over so I can hear it better, knowing full well it's going to be hilarious.
He gets put on hold for a few minutes, and then goes rite back into, "I want to complain."
Finally he gets on the phone with someone and goes, "Yes, I received your service yesterday .... at around 8PM ... yes well first of all I got a Biggie Size, and I didn't get a Biggie Size drink ... yes ... Yes I went back in and got it, everything is okay up to that point ... well my two boys got kids meals, with no toys mind you ... none ... yes ... the one was completely wrong he wanted chicken nuggets and it was a hamburger ... okay ... yes ... well here's the thing they both got violentely ill ... yes ... throwing up, puking, vomiting you name it. They both had diarrhea so bad I had to put one in the tub while the other one was on the toilet ... I know it's horrible why the frick do you think I'm complaining about this? ... Yes ... well the one is better, however, my one son is just limp, and not moving ... I don't know, he's home with my wife ... he is home laying motionless with my wife, the little guy probably has no insides left ... of course we called the hospita ... DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD CALL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SERVICE BEFORE GETTING MY CHILD TO A DOCTOR?! ... I'M CALLING THE FOOD SERVICES NEXT! ... YES YOU CAN TAKE DOWN MY NAME! ... IN FACT CALL MY WIFE, SHE CAN PROBABLY UPDATE YOU ON HOW MUCH WENDY'S HAS COME OUT OF HIM SINCE I LEFT FOR WORK!"
... Okay, I'm in tears holding back laughter until after he gave his information and everything, hung up and seemed to get back to normal and here came the kicker.
"Yes, may I please speak with Dr. Andersen it is a bit of an emergency."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
THHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!I'm still laughing, but I think while he is calling Food Services, I'm calling Child Services. Who the fuck does that?!
- flavorful0
First of all, you shouldn't complain about Fast Food - if you eat you know what you are getting yourself into.
It's not going to be pretty or healthy.
- Mimio0
Wendy called, she's said she's tired of serving assholes her crap food.
- jox0
Hahahah
- mg330
We used to make prank calls like that in high school and record them.
Called a Chinese food place once, my best friend was doing this call, real crazy and incoherant like, and he says:
"She won't stop puking. It's everywhere. My daughter is speaking other languages right now. MY LORD!"
And I swear to God the Chinese woman on the phone says, in a kind of anxious and worried voice:
"What kind of other language is she speaking?"
Then my friend just says:
"Our dog thinks the dog is the cat and they won't stop running and running around the house!"
I'd pay $100 for the tapes we had back then.
- Jaline0
haha
- flavorful0
"Our dog thinks the dog is the cat and they won't stop running and running around the house!"
mg33
(Jun 2 06, 10:00)Hahahaha!?
I think I have 2 crank calls that actually survived in mp3 format. I find them both to be of the utmost hilarity and will try to find them when I get home, haha.
- radar0
FOOD POISONING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
Although you should send the guy a picture of tubgirl and say that was your daughter last time she ate Wendy's nuggets
- mg330
Speaking of prank calls, I'm going to have something awesome for your listening pleasure soon.
At my GF's office, she got 5 long messages from a woman once, giving all this info about how the CIA and religious people were accosting her and raping her with their "happy happy joy joy sticks" and how she needed to get in touch with NASA and all this other stuff.
It's totally insane. It's my girlfriend's DIRECT LINE AT WORK and this woman apparently never bothered to realize she was leaving these messages at an actuary recruitment firm.
We'll have to use one of my nice recording mics and my 8-track and record them from a speaker phone, unless you have a better way of recording them directly on the computer.
Any ideas?
- flavorful0
WOW!
Can you dial into the voicemail from the computer? Like Skype or Voip (I have no idea what I'm talking about) - or perhaps the old actual phone modems and just record from there?
That's how we used to record our phone calls (the latter), heh.