OT: 20 guys or more
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- jox0
that sounds like george from seinfeld!
- jox0
HAHAHAHAAH
"in a row?"
- joyride0
lol.... In a Row?
- Point50
man, don't sweat the fact that she's going to compare you to 20 guys. Shit, if she said she'd been with 5 guys, she'd still be comparing you to those other 5.
- jevad0
and atleast it was just 20 guys...not 10 guys, 7 girls, a trannie, a chicken and a horse
- joyride0
shit that reminds me of this neighbor in college. She kept a journal of all the dudes she slept with. I knew not to touch her, and I warned all my roommates. But one of them just didn't listen. He was number 87...
I said what are you stupid, he said he didn't know she was that bad. What part of don't fuck her she's dirty dirty didn't you understand? his dick fell off 2 months later...
Just messing with you jox... it can't fall off.
- jox0
and atleast it was just 20 guys...not 10 guys, 7 girls, a trannie, a chicken and a horse
jevad
(Jun 1 06, 13:07)HAHAHAAHAH
thanks, this is really helping!
- ********0
Watch 'Chasing Amy'. It's basically the premise of what you are going through.
It'll either open your eyes like mine, or shut them ... or is that vice versa, haha.
That being said... I like younger girls than myself just for the simple fact they haven't been too far around the block... just far enough to know how to handle the ... HI-OH!!!
... And I had this as my response before I saw all the Clerk references (which were hilarious).
- robotron3k0
here is the thing jox, i think the thing you're probably most worried about is her mental state, 20 dudes is quite a bit for a 23 year old (with an attitude), that's about 3 dudes a year for 7 years straight. so unless you're into project girls, you either want to hook up with her and see if she's all that or like Jaline says put her in time out.
- nooner0
and atleast it was just 20 guys...not 10 guys, 7 girls, a trannie, a chicken and a horse
jevad
(Jun 1 06, 13:07)well put.
wrap it and tap it.
- ********0
Whats her Myspace profile?
- mrdobolina0
this is why condoms were made, jox.
- ********0
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!
- ********0
(@ DesignError's comment ... because let's face it she probably has 2,409 friends on MySpace.)
- mg330
Haha flavorful - that's the second time in life I've seen the "Watch Chasing Amy" advice!
- ********0
Haha, it's true!
- jox0
thanks for the imput, guys. i have seen chasing amy a long time ago but didn't remember much of it (i didnt have anythign to relate to at the time)
I'm gonna see where this is going, i don't normally fish in these waters because I can't stand the teen mentality most women have up till they're past 25. but fuck me, the youngest I've been with (in relation to my age) is the most experienced one.
And what bothers me the most is robotron's little statistic, because she also had two 2-year long serious relationships on top of that so those figures are even worse, unless she's a cheat, which only makes it EVEN WORSE.
- DragKng0
Give the girl a break! How many guys? WHO CARES. You have to let that go. If you LIKE her it's irrelevant. F-kin dudes and your double standards. It only says.. this girl really likes sex ... and that, my friend is good for YOU. As for impressing her, most guys haven't tried anyway. (Sorry guys, I'm the woman she sleeps with to blow her mind after your lousy throw at it... so i speak from experience).
Here's the trick.
LISTEN UP STRAIGHT BOYS:Pay ATTENTION to what she is saying/doing! Remember how lucky you are to get to touch all that and enjoy yourself. Give her some full body worship... and, even if you have to pretend REAL HARD, act like you don't NEED to stick it in (and if she begs, even better). (and yes, I do have a c@ck... in fact I own several) Oh, and read something about whatever it is that turns out to be her favorite thing, and get good at it (if you aren't making her either laugh, scream, or black out you ain't got it good enough)
CAVEAT: Ask her if she has been tested. Experienced is one thing, not safe is another.
and remember, that squeamish thing is YOUR problem, deal with it yourself. stop talking to her about it, it's DONE man, she can't take any of it back... so what's the use in discussing it further with her?
Just ruining your chances, and looking like an insecure boob.