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- ********0
fuck all y'all. I've never had bling before and I want to see what it's like
- ********0
it can be used as a crack pipe
- ********0
Keep it.
Someone who pays 500 for a pen has priorities so far out of wack, that they don't deserve such a fine writing utensil.
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- ********0
I should rip off his other one and use them as chop sticks
- joyride0
and you go to a shrink? Why go to him, when you can keep his pen and talk to us. Let NT be your shrink. Now let me see that pen
- pye0
Use it until it runs out of ink, then inconspicuously leave it in his office. Then, after he buys a refill for the ink, steal it again.
- ********0
- ********0
if I were to give it back, how would I sneak it back on his desk? I'm not blaine enough to do it
- ********0
If you're going to be a pussy and give it back, don't be a pussy and give it back "sneakily".
Just man up and be like, "Hey Quack, I walked off with this the other day. My bad. By the way it smelled like ass before..."
- ********0
good point. he'll get it back when I'm done using it as a tooth pick
- kingjulien0
If it's one of those pens where the Chinese girl's bikini comes off when you flip it upside dpwn, you have to keep it on principle.
- ********0
jousting with you is a waste of the earth's precious resources
- Engage0
a thief as well as a scumbag
:p
- spendogg0
can i use it to stab you in the scrot?
- ********0
of course you should, you silly cunt
- ********0
and what does a perfectionist like Rand know about feeding a family? I might as well be stealing a loaf of bread from a french queen's cootch
- ********0
were dutch
- grunttt0
a 500 dollar pen? i think your shrink needs a shrink.
have it refilled with pink glitter ink and return it.
- turosatano0
what in the world could make a pen cost 500 dollars? i dont understand. is it made by apple?