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- kingjulien0
does hitting me in the face with her heel as soon as i walk out of the bathroom constitute an act of love?
i think it might.
- grunttt0
how long should i wait before bringing up anal?
- mayo0
after you've heard her fart, talking about anything butt-related is perfectly acceptable.
- brandelec0
hahaha
- mrdobolina0
5 minutes grunttt
- ********0
45 mins
she'll think you're playing the dating game otherwise
- mrdobolina0
what you should do is one of those speed dating things and just talk about anal to every girl, really weeds out the losers.
- blaw0
What if you got a BJ on Monday and by Thursday weird red marks are showing up on your johnson and it hurts?
chz
(May 26 06, 12:41)----
how'd you manage to escape the prison?
- brandelec0
my friend brought a girl over and he decided to show off his ab-roller.. it was a cute situation cos she was like 'oooh wooow u hunk' and as she stood behind him, he took his 4th rep and let one rip right in her direction
i told him to call her but never did
- ********0
I've finally reached the state where I can absorb any number of blows to the face
- grunttt0
damn i've waited too long
i should have checked with y'all earlier. obviously you're saturated with the butt sex!
- ********0
speed date
lick lips
pick nose
sneezetell her your list of good names for bands
- chossy0
I don't call them. If they don't give up the nappy dugout as soon as I meet them, then they are prudes yo!
givn up the nappy givin up the nappy nappy givin up the nappy dugout :D
- ********0
HIGH FIVE!
- k0na_an0k0
i tried speed dating once, but i think i took too much speed.
it made the evening news.
:(
- brandelec0
did he treat you good?
- tank0
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i had a hash dealer in college named turkish tommy. his sideburns were out of control.
kingjulien
(May 26 06, 12:42)did you go to pikey college?
- JackRyan0
It depends on how late you stay out, but I call them that night/morning. Say around 3...then I play a Bright Eyes song, and just hold the phone up to the speaker. Thats message number one. Then I call again, and leave another message saying how she completes me, and that I truly need her in my life, and that she is everything I ever wanted in woman...
And then I sit there alone and masturbate.
- mrdobolina0
hahahaha
- dopepope0
wasn't the answer a week?