ok, WTF
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- usrper
ok, i used to have a nice set of 5 forks in my house.
I kind of noticed recently that im kind of short the 4, but i didn't really care since i just thought theyre just hiding somehwere. so I'd just use whichever's around.
then i think last week i ahve been using one, but i STILL didn't really bothered to make a fuss.
until tonight, I had to use a plastic fork that was in the drawer from previous take out food. ALL of the 4 forks are GONE.
I searched everywhere. and my house is small. I literally just bring them back and forth from table to sink, table to sink.
can someone make sense of this for me? please? im seriously freaking out here.
- usrper0
correction: its a set of 4 forks to begin with.
oh and im not high.
- Hewmiri0
do you hand-wash or use a dish washer?
- usrper0
hand wash
- jox0
Do you still have the knives?
- Hewmiri0
did they go down the pipes?
- jox0
I'm thinking somebody stole all your knives and is planning a major jack-the-ripper tribute, but to distract you from the fact that you are missing 8 knives, he stole 4 forks as wel so you wouldn't notice. Do you still have your toaster?
- Engage0
we have only 2 left when we had 6... I reckon they've gone in the bin
- ********0
you probably threw them away with the pizza boxes and chinese takeaway packaging etc.
that happens a lot!
- pascii0
what janne said. start using only plastic ones
- Concrete0
Cutlery pixies!
They steal your steel, melt it down and make tools for hollowing out trees.
It happens all the time.
- ********0
right that's it. i am silly.
ofcourse the CUTLERY PIXIES!!
why did i not think of the obvious, doh!
- Baskerville0
This is a real article from the British Medical Journal where someone has actually researched the phenomenon of 'cutlery pixies':
It is called: "longitudinal cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an Australian research institute"
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/c…
I've got the full article if anyone wants to read the entire thing!
glas to see scientists putting their time to good use
- honest0
ask this guy:
- ********0
forked, so what?
- honest0
what da fork is goin' on?
- josimarX0
best thread in years. where do they come up with this stuff.
- acescence0
i noticed that all my spoons had slowly disappeared, but it turned out my flat mate had just used them all to cook up his heroin, yeah!
- usrper0
hm... yea. still can't find them. cutlery pixies makes perfect sense. I have been leaving my window open cus of the weather.
so ill just leave it at that.
- ********0
a nervous breakdown awaits you
- piers0
I would say they got left in the takeaway cartons/boxes and went in the bin together.