I am Casanova
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- jox
11 am this morning I get pulled over for a missing front plate. Cop is a super cute 20-something rookie girl, so I go "Let's forget about it and have dinner tonight?" and she went " I don't think so. Now drive safely" and handed over the fine and the report, and off she go.
I get home, look at the report I got from the incident and holy fucking SHIT! It read:
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Missing plate -450 SEK
Charm +450 SEKAnd then Love, Anna [phone no]
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My friend just called BS. Well,
- neue75_bold0
impressive...
- tkmeister0
what were u driving? can u drive with me and pick up a couple of girls for us?
- jox0
it says right there on the report. my friends say that's why, but i blame it on my awesomeness.
- _salisae_0
okay now go photoshop us up another one
- rafalski0
Your name is Joakim?
- Mal0
*air five
- jox0
I admit, it's been photoshop. Don't want all you pervs knowing my middle name or my cop's digits ^_^
- rafalski0
Don't want all you pervs knowing my middle name or my cop's digits ^_^
jox
(May 21 06, 06:35)Oh, no... not her smooth delicate digits with long pearly toenails..
- rafalski0
hahaha.. fingernails of course :D
- tkmeister0
why don't you just give us her number.
i'll make a couple of international call. let me book a flight.
- jox0
i'm sure you'll love that till she cuts a big hole in your ankle with her knife-ish toes.
- _salisae_0
you sure she's not a dude?
okay so you calling him tonight?
- jox0
yeah im calling him..*cough HER tonight.. almost slipped, hehe *straightens tie, smiles uncomfortably
- _salisae_0
that's awesome jox. post more pics as updates warrant!!
- UndoUndo0
haha well done jox and you drive a 911 GT? what year?
- neue75_bold0
poor Jaline :(
- jox0
There will always be a spot open for jaline, whoever I'm with at the time.
Undo, it's a 2002.
- UndoUndo0
Good man excellent car and you'll soon have hot cop to ride shotgun too
:)
- ********0
I smell tv development deal
- rafalski0
get a key from a cop friend before the date unless you trust her to uncuff you afterwards :)