Davici's Shame
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- chaztoo
This Week Matt Lauer is out at the Cannes Film Festival in France. He is making stops around Europe and standing at some landmark where the Davinci Code says A, B and C happened and debunking it. He'll be at the Vatican tomorrow rapping with a few of the cloth boys about it.
Really? Really, Matt Lauer, this is news? This is what I need to know? I need to know that fiction isn't true? Humph! Next thing you'll tell me is Hobbits aren't real, or that a 25-foot ape was not really the most exciting day of The Great Depression.
Honestly.
- xenicon0
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/co…
All part of Sony's marketing, keep the movie entertainment rather than implied criticism of christianity and catholicism in particular.
- Mimio0
Apparently the movie downright sucks. They figure they'll trick everyone into theatre seats with hype.
- k0na_an0k0
At the 'best' and most 'important' part in the movie, the most pivital part of the film, something happens (I won't tell you what) that is supposed to be fantastic, but, everyone in the theater, including me broke out into hysterical laughter.
I've only ever walked out of one film for being so bad. This was almost the second.
- acescence0
what was the first kona?
- Nairn0
Dave Itchy?
- version30
so let me get this straight... You want us to care about something you don't?
- acescence0
i've got some cream for that
- fooler0
He'll be at the Vatican tomorrow raping a few of the cloth boys.
Honestly.
chaztoo
(May 17 06, 07:20)
- k0na_an0k0
what was the first kona?
acescence
(May 17 06, 07:35)dude where's my car.
i left after the whole "dude where's my car? dude, where's your car? dude where's my car?" 2 minutes of filler to the shitty movie.
- version30
kona, dude, where's your sense of humor? ;)
- fooler0
The funny thing is that you actually paid and took the time to see "dude where's my car"
I almost walked out of "The Hulk". It was so bad my girlfriend puked in the parking lot afterwards/ It might have had something to do with her being hung-over, taking a Vicidon and eating 200 oz tub of buttery popcorn....nah it had to have be the movie.
- madirish0
dude where's my car.
i left after the whole "dude where's my car? dude, where's your car? dude where's my car?" 2 minutes of filler to the shitty movie.
k0na_an0k
(May 17 06, 07:42)i did the same thing!! i HATE that farking 'film'
- tkmeister0
i am just going to watch Audrey Tautou. that's it.
read the book. books are always better than movies, anyways.
- k0na_an0k0
version3. HAHAHA!
fooler. the things a man will do to get laid by his date boggle the mind. she was in love with both those douchebags but ended up hating them after the film. haha. and, i got laid. bonus.
- kon230
tv channels over in the uk have had loads of stuff on about davinci code and trying to debunk it etc.
i disagree with your attitude towards that kinda thing. i thought it pretty interesting to hear the truth versus the lies.
- neither of which ive heard before! lol
- honest0
There's also a few 9/11 movies on the go which people WILL go and watch but say it's too horrific or say "how could they make such a movie" and have lots of people walking out of theatres crying and say they couldn't watch it all. what did you expect?!? The Care Bear movie? People will watch the Da Vinci code with the same intention of watching Big Brother, just for the hype and to be a part of society to comment on it.
Like Jim said in Wayne's World 2: "Book them and they will come"
- Jaline0
i am just going to watch Audrey Tautou. that's it.
read the book. books are always better than movies, anyways.
tkmeister
(May 17 06, 07:58)true
there are some pretty decent actors and actresses (Tautou, Bettany) in that film. I'll be surprised if everyone tells me it sucks.
I would never see movies like The Hulk and Dude? in theatres. I weigh in opinions from everywhere before I see stuff. Everyone told me how they puked after seeing The Hulk.
Funny, Bettany's wife is in that film.
- chaztoo0
tv channels over in the uk have had loads of stuff on about davinci code and trying to debunk it etc.
i disagree with your attitude towards that kinda thing. i thought it pretty interesting to hear the truth versus the lies.
- neither of which ive heard before! lol
kon23
(May 17 06, 08:05)
********************I'm going to try to say this without my eyes popping out of my head
IT'S FICTION!!!!!!
- chaztoo0
*scoops up eyes*
- chaztoo0
Here's some more Truth vs. Lies for your enjoyment:
"Chaztoo here, reporting from the mouth of a rather large cave in Kentucky. After nationwide investigations, the US has confirmed that there is no such place as Gotham City. Right now I am standing at the mouth of what is believed to be the Bat Cave.
If you'll look right here - Larry, can you get the light on this? - we have found several empty beer cans and a wide variety of condom wrappers. No dynosaur statue, no giant penny. No Bat Cave.
This is Chaztoo reporting from the 'Bat Cave', which there is no such thing as."