New pirate movie
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- jox
I hear it's rated arrrrrr
- mpfree0
A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...
He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.
She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.
Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.
Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.
Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!
He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...
As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!
- mg330
LMAO - man that's so dumb! But I love it!
- mpfree0
my apologies...
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Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable...So they buried her.
- -scarabin-0
a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. the bartender looks up and says, "hey buddy, you know you got a wheel sticking outta your breeches?" the pirate replies, "aye, it's driving me nuts!"
- Point50
a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. the bartender looks up and says, "hey buddy, you know you got a wheel sticking outta your breeches?" the pirate replies, "aye, it's driving me nuts!"
-scarabin-
(May 16 06, 11:35)
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bestjoke
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- Jaline0
a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. the bartender looks up and says, "hey buddy, you know you got a wheel sticking outta your breeches?" the pirate replies, "aye, it's driving me nuts!"
-scarabin-
(May 16 06, 11:35)haha
