Monkey for lunch
Monkey for lunch
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- mpfree0
ha ha that's awesome, except shit that bear killed on of our long lost relatives
- harlequino0
"The bear then brought the animal to a concrete den, where three bears ate it."
And the macaque's name...Goldilocks
- Mal0
I woder if monkey has a banana taste to it.
- k0na_an0k0
dudes dudes, dudes... gimmie a fuckin break. i hadn't shaved in like 2 weeks, i was on a huge coke binge and i was starving for food. i thought the fuckin thing was a flying burrito for fucks sake. i know i did a bad thing but yahoo news doesn't need to be going around calling me a SLOTH bear. fuckers. I CAN RUN A MILE BITCH!
*cries while shaving bear-like arm hair
- mstrobert0
meanwhile in Florida the Gators track team suddenly realizes the irony of the teams mascot ...