Kim Basinger
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- danthon0
oh shit..hi dan!
markd
(May 10 06, 11:12)hey hey! your back from the hills. Heard you had a killer season.
- mpfree0
she's got like 5 kids too
- uberdesigner0
celebrities suck
- _salisae_0
go ahead. try and tell me a better pencil story, oob.
- grunttt0
ask her if she'd like to meet Alecl "Bald One"
- grunttt0
Alec (-l)
- uberdesigner0
there was this abc after school special that involved a pervy gym teacher. he would give girls "pencil tests". he would hold a pencil under their breasts to see how much they sagged.
how's that?
- _salisae_0
pretty good.
but i know someone who can stick an entire, unsharpened no.2 pencil up their nose (not including eraser).
*it's not kona but close
- uberdesigner0
eh, that's just gross and doesnt include neubility
- _salisae_0
sexually mature nasal canal?
yeah you're right.
- Rand0
haha if you've gone that far, why stop at the eraser?
- grunttt0
did you smell her hair and invite her out for couples massage followed by frozen margarita's?
shoulda
- mpfree0
No doubt!
Still smoking at 53~!
- uberdesigner0
9 1/2 weeks was pretty good minus mickey rourke
- davey_g0
DEFINITELY HIT THAT!
- dinky0
take some creepy pics
- grunttt0
make her a homemade "MILF" tshirt and go hand it to her saying "I'm not sure if you have children, but..."
- _salisae_0
someone told a story about her. how their dad worked at a company she was somehow associated with.
anyhow .. details are fuzzy but i do remember them saying she came into his office, sat on top of his desk and proceeded to break all his pencils in half, smiled and then left.
- CALLES0
i know about a cat that was in heat end my friend would hold the pencil sideways and the pussy would back-up into it
- fooler0
she seems crazy like that