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- jevad
... I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
- spendogg0
Get back to work - Or play halo or sumthin'
- nooner0
o face.
- Jaline0
"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window."
- ********0
- rasko40
I'll bet jevad wears at least 42 items of 'flair'
its part of his strict code.
- slappy0
I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
- tkmeister0
i guess i am just gonna stop showing up to the office and see how long it'll last till they fire me.
- enjine0
do you still get severence in that situation?
- jruggs0
office space quotes are so 2002
- jevad0
fuck off then
- jevad0
If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
- jruggs0
*ouch*
- jevad0
; )
- ********0
huh?
- Mimio0
"This is...a fuck!"
- jevad0
PC LOAD LETTER?! What teh FUCK does that mean!