Barbtastic
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- barbtastic0
my super-denseness due to sleep deprivation should answer all of your questions
- what are you trying to say about my hat filled with guacamole with that comment?madirish
- are we fighting?madirish
- if so, i want to just put out there that i am sorry and CALLES put me up to it.madirish
- don't go...madirish
- it's always the same thing with you... when are you gonna let our past go and stop nagging me??barbtastic
- i thought you said that hat was mine? fucking indian giver!!! cc: casual racism********
- I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!madirish
- neue75_bold0
where am I?
- CALLES0
just came back from the strip club... with the boss.. no much sleep here
*high five
- barbtastic0
i have to say i was feeling pretty studly this morning, but so far 2 texts asking me what i'm doing later... one more and it's so over
- hahahah... giving you props... but give you even more if you made this clear... straight upCALLES
- clearer how? i don't ike clingers.barbtastic
- CALLES0
¿?
- neue75_bold0
when people speak of the golden era, this is when they spoke of...
- CALLES0
thats what i mean... he gets a date with you... he should know this by now
- ********0
* Peeks head in.
* Looks around.
* Runs away but it is misconstrued as skipping.
- neue75_bold0
when people speak of golden showers, this is what that smells like...
- weird.... same time********
- <madirish
- Like Satan's urine after a healthy dose of asparagus?********
- weird.... same time
- ********0
golden era sounds like an asian strip club that specializes in golden sho...
yeah ok it was stretch nevermind
- stalking ^madirish
- cc: casual racism********
- < Stalking.********
- bcc: DAMN IT!********
- barbtastic0
eh, he has known me a whole week, so i can't blame him... i blame every other broad for ruining this for me. they have conditioned men to believe they have to go though some insecure girl-induced checklist to "keep me happy"
i make myself happy dammit. cute boys are just a bonus.
- boner********
- happy hour indeed...madirish
- does that include cocktails?barbtastic
- put cock in the tail = PCITT....
actually i was just saying bonus looks similar to boner********
- boner
- Jaline0
Now that you are done with madirish...I have a proposition.
- for both of you.Jaline
- alert... waiting...barbtastic
- awww jaline are you proposing to barb?********
- no. I'm more selfish than that...Jaline
- barbtastic0
and +1 to him for remembering some stupid story i told him last weekend about how i dumped a college bf for giving me red roses on valentines day... last night, when the homeless flower guy shoved his bucket of cheap roses in his face he waved him away and said "get those away from me before i she rips off my nuts!"
- yeah nut torture is normally a second/third date activity********
- i'll keep that in mind, mombarbtastic
- i dont like your tone missy. i brought you into this world and i can take you out********
- anytimebarbtastic
- oh um... ok can i have your digits then so i can send you 'hey dork' texts?********
- hahaha yr gonna have to come up with yr own attempt at cutenessbarbtastic
- eh that was mostly it... good chatting with you though haha********
- yeah nut torture is normally a second/third date activity
- barbtastic0
now that you have asked it's got me thinking, maybe i am being a bit of a bitch about only 2 texts...
and one out the started with "hey dork"
that is not un-awesome
- CALLES0
hey dork is a terrible attempt to be cute.... in other words FAIL
- barbtastic0
yr just pissed you didn't think of it first
- barbtastic0
damnit... jaline
don't make me text you!!!
- Jaline0
"hey dork" is actually pretty cute.
- ********0
the usage of the word 'dork' has scared CALLES off
overload on cuteitude
