Barbtastic
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- v-gates0
ahem, there are rules in this thread
getting stinko?
so wendell
- barbtastic0
not much chossy. i'm a little pissed that konatastic doesn't flow like barbtastic, but other than that i'm doing well.
oh god... i promised myself i wouldn't cry...
*sheds single tear
k0na_an0k
(Apr 27 06, 11:16)
---------------------KONABULOUS!
- neue75_bold0
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late...
- jakeyj0
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
- barbtastic0
quoting decade-old deep thoughts isn't gonna get you under my bra
- neue75_bold0
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people...
- neue75_bold0
Even if I did get 'under your bra' I woudn't know what to do next...
- v-gates0
bratastic
- grunttt0
bags of sand.
- neue75_bold0
asstic
- jakeyj0
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
- liquid0
I thought this was another barbourdesign.com thread
- v-gates0
i 'm lovin the bra elastic. you know, its tight.
- neue75_bold0
So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through the halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about him in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here.
- barbtastic0
Even if I did get 'under your bra' I woudn't know what to do next...
neue75_bold
(Apr 27 06, 11:45)
----------------------suffocate yourself in the boobstastic
- mrdobolina0
that's hot.
- neue75_bold0
I had a feeling this would all end badly...
- v-gates0
its going down
- barbtastic0
the shit's tankin' !
- k0na_an0k0
*grabs another box of kleenex