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- jox
I'm having lunch with a co-worker at this fairly upscale place. As we sit and talk about nothing, I couldn't help overhearing the guy behind me making his order.
- I'll take the oyster. Hurry, I'm starving.
- Sir, would you like something to drink while you wait?
- If you would have let me finished, you would've heard that I want a fine Caubernet Sauvignon.
- Em, yes, of course sir.
- And.. HURRY.I thought he was a little rude but didn't think more of it. As my friend and I continued talking, the waitress brought his wine in.
- WOW, that took forever. What were you doing back there, taking a nap?
- Sir, it's only been 2 minutes, I'm sorry.
- I counted ten. Whatever, cork it up. She pours a little for him, he tries it.
- Yiech. that tastes like cunt, bring me a bottle that doesn't taste like cunt.
I COULDN'T believe what I just heard, so I turn around and look. The waitress bows down and "of course sir"-s him, and runs off. She comes back in and pours him some off the new bottle.
- Mm hm. Still not great, but good enough I guess. Now go get me my oyster.Then, his cellphone rings. It went something like;
- WHAT? NO! That's unacceptable you piece of shit, call those assholes and have them deal with it you stupid idiot.At this point, I've really had it with this idiot ruining everybody's lunch, plus, he was blocking my way so I say with the friendliest voice:
- Excuse me, motherfucker, would you move your god damn chair so I can get the fuck out of here, please?He doesn't say a word, just moves his chair. Remained quiet for the rest of the 20 minutes he was there.
- jevad0
HHAHAHhaha
- usrper0
wait so you got the fuck outa there but still know he was quiet?
- barbtastic0
where to bitches like THAT exist?
- jox0
wait so you got the fuck outa there but still know he was quiet?
usrper
(Apr 26 06, 09:40)I was going to the bathroom.
- lowimpakt0
that's not an owning.
i feel cheated.
- _salisae_0
excellent!
- usrper0
i think i wouldve choked when he said it taste like cunt.
- pluto0
HIVE FIGH*
- mg330
+10, that's awesome jox.
- Jaline0
You rock, jox.
If I were with you, I would've cheered you on. And maybe slapped him a bit before we left.
- foreverwhatever0
ill bet he pee'd a little when you said that.
- usrper0
i wouldve paid for the old bottle (cunt tasting one) and poured it on his head slowly and say "uh huuhh.. you'd like that huuhh"
- digitalswarm0
Then you went to the bathroom and puked blood like Tony.
- foreverwhatever0
and then smashed it over his face.
- mpfree0
where was this done?
Monaco?
- harlequino0
So did you get a hummer from the waitress or what?
- ********0
HIGH FIVE!
- jox0
where was this done?
Monaco?
mpfree
(Apr 26 06, 09:54)Nay, in Sw00derhoven. Haven't been down in a while now, going shopping for places to live in a few months now that my first deal went poo poo. (you heard?)
- ********0
BARBTASTIC!
- usrper0
oh so its in sweden.
wow, good service.