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- wesfx
dude got caught by dad and dad's gf. this thread has made global forum rotation, pretty funny stuff:
- jevad0
fuck trawling thru all those 14 yr old posts for the funny bits - can you paraphrase pls
- uberdesigner0
it's like he isn't even trying to be funny
- khilled0
i thought there would be at least a video...fuck it lets see if i can get world rotation...I WAS JERKING OFF IN MY APT. WITH ST. LEVEL WINDOWS AND PORN ON MY TV WHEN I REALIZED THE WINDOW WAS CRACKED OPEN AND THE ANGLE WAS A PERFECT 8 INCH VIEW OF MY BED AND ME FOR WHO EVER WALKED BY OR TURNED TO LOOK AFTER HEARING THE NOISE...I HEARD VOICES, SPECIFICALLY GIRLS LAUGHTER AND DIDN"T EVEN CLUE IN, IT PROBABLY JUST TURNED ME ON MORE. THE GUYS WERE MORE RESPECTFUL...NUFF RESPECT TO THE BOYS FOR NOT SAYING MUCH THEY JUST KNOW WHO I AM BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN THE SAME BUILDING AND WALK BY EVERYDAY
- thismanslife0
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...am I on Newstoday?
- -scarabin-0
it's a slow day and i was watching porn at my desk when in pops the receptionist to talk at me.
so i'm thinking "fuck it, why bother hiding it" and i just let it run while i'm talking to her.
...so we have this conversation about lunch while some chick is fucking herself with a zuchinni on my screen
this is the same chick who gasped all offended when i shouted "YOU DIRTY WHORE" at my computer when photoshop froze.
she's new though, so i don't think she'll say anything.
- uberdesigner0
def take her out for a drink