Ask Dinky
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- brooke0
Yeah, no.
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Dear cutey Brookey
I wouldnt recommend killing yoru self cause you are cute.
But if you must, best way to kill your self is to murder suicide. Go to the busiest building and pure posion gas substance in the air duct. Depending on how you want to be seen after death (beautiful corpse or just a splat on the ground) Either in hale the poisionious gas and lay down perfectly with make up or walk to the top building and jump. Nothing refreshing than a rush of air around you while you are free falling and seeing the side walk coming toward you.
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Dear KinkyDinky
I am piss drubnk out of my head, should I go to bed?
Br.
Jenss
- brooke0
Deep & thoughtful. Thanks.
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Dear Fuckoerror
you should open all your windows, get naked, and start masterbating holding today's newspaper and a clock screaming today's date and time.
you never know if you will get framed as a multiple murder suspect
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Dear Fuckodinky
I kinda already did all that already earlier. Can I go to bed now?
br
fucokerrror
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Dear Fuckoerror
You must continue until you are solber. you never know if someone will frame you for multiple murder. When you are solber, you realize what a mistake you have made doing that, it will be evident as you are taken in to police custody for indecent exposure
if not, i recommend sleeping on your bed upside down. meaning sleep where you feet usually are. you will get this euphoric sensation of being at a different place.
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Dear Dinky,
Are you taking it out now?
regards,
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Dear Crouwel
that is one of the best design that i have seen.
i am sending that to MoMa
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*phew
i can die peacefully now.
*commits seppuku
- brooke0
Dr. Dinky,
Do women eat so much chocolate to compensate for their boyfriends being bad lovers?
Love,
Me
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
Dear Dinky,
Did your rash ever clear up?
thanks,
- PonyBoy0
Dr. Dinky,
Do women eat so much chocolate to compensate for their boyfriends being bad lovers?
Love,
Me
brooke
(Apr 8 06, 18:37)Enter response:
Brooke - you'd be chocolate free w/a little Dinky in yer life... I hear Asians are BETTER than chocolate.
- brooke0
Unfortunately, "dinky" isn't a selling point.
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
hey Crouwel... make the bangin' squirrels the dot...
done.
- PonyBoy0
Unfortunately, "dinky" isn't a selling point.
brooke
(Apr 8 06, 18:41)Enter response:
how 'bout a pony?
'hung like mule'!!!!!!!!!!
*okay... not really
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Dear Brooke
that is a myth. the creditble "doctors" will tell you that the chocolate contains some chemicals that females need but i say punching someone out is much better
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Dear PonyBoy
no it didnt but i learned to live with it.
gave a cute name
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Dear Ponyboy
please refrain from answering question that is directed toward me.
now you are banned from this thread
also, please leave your obession of my penis out daily conversations
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done
