Ask Dinky
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- thinman0
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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dear scansom
do you have a big penis? if so let it all hang out.
shy and love are two different things.
you need to open to be loved
also big penis helps
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dinky,
wil this activeX thing blow over?
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dear rand
activex is evil. better let it be. its like monsters, if you dont believe in it, they die away as they feed on fear
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how about avian flu?
- mr_snuggles0
Dinky, what do you think about AMD64 technology? Will it make the fax machine obsolete? Have I become redundant?
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dear rand
avian flu is made up by the government to sell more flu vaccine, the kicker is that the flu vaccine has mind controlling syrum that makes you wanna shop thats why its usually given right before the holidays. but now, they want ppl to shop every day. hence the avian flu
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dear snuggle
amd is a good product. its preferred by gamers as choice of processor. and it does faxes also.
mind you, you no tech wiz, there will always be a need for a janitor unless they invent a robot with Mr Clean's magic eraser
- anzelina0
dear dinky,
what will you do for a job if you move to new york?
sincerely,
curious in ny
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dinky,
can I have 15,001 layers in my ps masterpiece?
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Dear Curious in NY
i will be working for an ad shop or a marketing shop. i have jobs lined up some what, its more to do with me deciding now
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Dear Rand
you may but do you really want to?
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dear dinky:
I made a stupid joke, not even funny, at someone else's expense, and still laughed.
Should I vote in November?
- mr_snuggles0
dear Dinky,
Can you smell that?
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hey snuggles, this is my apology
- mr_snuggles0
fo what, the smell?
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Dear Xenicon
have you considered running for office?
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Dear snuggles
yes i can. apprently you can still smell the croch on the envolope
- mr_rico_escabar0
Dinky,
Steroids or Ninjas? Which of the two help the fight for good design?
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dear dinky:
it appears the anti-dinky is going dutch on "penis" etc and wondered whether you knew about it and could deal with it?