Offside Rule
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- daubet
In preparation for the World Cup:
Offside rule explanation for Girls:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and
which you must have.The female shopper in front of you has seen them also & is eyeing
them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you
had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till
waiting.Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been
thrown", it would be plain wrong to be in front of the other shopper!
- lowimpakt0
pfffffootball is what my girlfriend calls it
- Jaline0
thanks
- Jaline0
, it all makes sense now...
I shall place this situation into hockey, which is what I watch.
- daubet0
You're welcome.
Please don't crowd central London bars during World Cup month with the rest of the part-timers though...
- jevad0
hahahaha
brilliant!
- peteski0
I thought the offsides in soccer WAS a girls' rule.
It should be like hockey, cant into the zone without or before the puck/ball - tuff shit where the defensemen are.
ok?
- ********0
this is fascinating.
I weigh 210 through a regement of exercise and masturbation. I weighed 230 at my top weight. that was last fall. I weigh like 2 dinkys mashed together.
- Jaline0
Hey daubet, can I repost this in my journal, while giving you credit?
- daubet0
Not originally mine, no credit thanks.