The Greatest Story Ever Told
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- Gucci
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A native Puerto Rican is in Iraq and walking in front of....
- Baskerville0
a small bolivian pastry stand when...
- winter0
...an italian delivery-boy hurries past him in a Vespa full of bullet holes...
- poomoo0
... as the americans drop thier cluster bombs and kill everyone. the end.
- winter0
... it looked like the end, but guess what? it wasn't the end after all...
- kelpie0
..as an enormous wasp swooped out of the blue and stung our young hero right on the...
- paraselene0
jacksie!
:l
- kev_charlton0
then...along came benny hill....
- kelpie0
urging on a small herd of llamas, shaking a pair of golden maracas..
- kev_charlton0
he looked down, his brow sweating, and saw he had an erection, which was weird because....
- TheBlueOne0
..the maracas suspiciously looking like IED's painted with a likeness of John Cleese's head...
- paraselene0
...he certainly didn't remember having sugar puffs for breakfast...
- Baskerville0
but right now he had a vision of the honey monster in a jumbo thong bikini, which would explain the erection.
- kelpie0
which would explain the erection... early last year of a lifesize statue on Bennys estate, a statue the local children christened Mocoquai and throw runner-beans at as tribute...
- honest0
to the fallen: Snap, Crackle and Pop who had been kidnapped by a group of intelligent apes wearing spandex
- Gucci0
... who had chronic masturbator's disease...