eye sex
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- Rand0
you have to know the Will Farrel secret: focus on an imaginary spot 3 feet in front of your eyes
- winter0
did you cry?
- mr_snuggles0
It's the only kind I've had in months, and even then, it wasn't very good...
- jteore0
(As you can tell I dont have a job in front of me, and am finding every possible reason to comment...Even if it is on the extreme)
So how about those Kinks?
- D_Dot0
You sure it wasn't eye rape? I mean if you didn't talk to each other, how do you know she/he wanted to?....
- winter0
it's no good unless you cry a lot after doin' it.
- mr_snuggles0
I've been crying for 2 years...
- spendogg0
I made eye contact with some skank at the coffee place - I think i have eyball herpes.
- kev_charlton0
you disgusting eye rapist. We should gouge your eyes out.
- winter0
rofl @ ya-ya's...
* rises cup and celebrates to fish-eye photography.
- kelpie0
*plays the violin
- winter0
2 years... That rings a bell.
- kelpie0
plays some more violin
- _salisae_0
i hope you wore contacts
- swollenelbow0
you were on fox news this morning...the girl you had sex with took a pic of you with her 1.somthing mp camera phone.
you're fucked!
- Jaline0
wrongo, skt.
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Jaline... My partner and I were wondering if you would be generous enough to... Give us one of your eyes. You see, we are very much in love, but also very blind.
digitalswarm
(Jun 9 06, 09:33)I'm finding out the results of my test first, but you'll be the first in line.
- digitalswarm0
"Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
- Jaline0
haha, robo.
Using my words are we?
- Jaline0
Wedding Crashers didn't invent the term, but everyone thinks that film did. I've been using it since high school (which admittedly wasn't that long ago)!
so.....psshhhaa
- Jaline0
I just hope I'm not pregnant and I don't grow another eye tomorrow.