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- harlequino
I just walked into the men's room to go pee, and some dork is in a stall, sitting on the can, talking on his cell phone. I hate that. Kind of pissed me off(no pun intended).So I decided whomever was on the other line, deserved to know where this guy was. I got into the stall next to his, and made the loudest pee noises I possibly could. I think I heard a very muffled "What's that sound?" come from his earpiece. He replied, "Uh, I don't know. I think it's outside." That made me pee harder from laughing, accented by quick bursts. "Schlorp! Schlorp! Schlorp!"
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- mrdobolina0
you should have arced your piss stream over the stall door.
- ********0
Enter response:you should have arced your piss stream over the stall door.
mrdobolina
(Mar 27 06, 13:05)Hahaha.
- _salisae_0
i'm wondering why it pissed you off.
- liquid0
you should have farted.
unfortunately some of these visuals may not translate properly but I hate the guys who as soon as they walk in....the thing comes out.... so after you are done washing your hands you are walking to the door and the dude already has his zipper open and its fully out....I mean cmon....then the dudes who have the no handed approach who stand about 2 feet from the stall.... or the dudes who start letting out farts while their pissing....
- ********0
I got nailed one time at work peeing real far back from the urinal so I could see myself in the mirror.
I couldn't explain why I was doing it, I was just like ... I don't know I like looking at myself don't judge me.
It somehow got brought up a in a team meeting months later when girls were talking about bathroom etiquette, and do guys hunch over to like hide their junk and the one guy who walked in on me just went, 'Romey stands so far back so he can see himself in the mirror, **** stands so close I think his balls get wet from the water ... I think a happy medium is appropiate.'
... But I don't rock the cell phone, haha. Just the rockaway apparently.
- harlequino0
i'm wondering why it pissed you off.
_salisae_
(Mar 27 06, 13:08)It feels intrusive. I like having a nice quiet bathroom experience.
Plus, do you want to get a call from a client/colleague/contractor while he's layin some cable? Yuk!
- ThreeSevenFive0
You should have just flushed the toilet over and over.
- chaztoo0
RRRAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- _salisae_0
i see. i was thinking maybe he didn't have a place to go for a call. each to his own i guess.
that's a great gag you pulled btw
- ********0
I like to sit on the can and play tetris on my phone
- harlequino0
Hahaha! Some guy just walked by and said "Some asshole is in the bathroom crapping and talking on his phone."
- ********0
Haha, sometimes I go to the bathroom in the basement and go to sleep and set my alarm on my phone for like 15 minutes.
- rasko40
when I was a kid, one winters day during a period of heavy waterbomb activity, I tossed a laden waterbomb over the door of an 'in use' public toilet cubicle, the guy had been making some dubious straining noises as I had been filling the balloon, but the sound he made as the balloon came over and burst on his naked lap was absolutely fucking priceless, something totally carry-on comedic like "PHWOOOOOMMMPPPHHHHAARRGGGGHHHHH...
- ********0
doesn't beat mine.
i walked in once and a dude had a bag of doritos laying on the floor eating them from between his legs.
i felt like saying 'dude, if you don't have time to eat in the cafeteria, maybe you don't have time to be in here shitting either'
- _salisae_0
you can confirm that he's laying cable? i would hate to share a bathroom with men. disgusto!
- ********0
peeing behind a radiator and in a storm drain are the most satisfying. peeing in the shower is old hat
- harlequino0
Right, 'cause GIRLS never poo!
;)
- mrdobolina0
nexti time you are at a party of someone you don't like, open their shower curtain and pee in the soap dish, then place the soap back in it. A little marinade.
- ********0
it's nice having a woman in the thread
- mrdobolina0
rand loves salisae.