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- mg330
A friend was recently on a flight from LA to Detroit, and Detroit to Chicago.
LA to Detroit
Girl sitting right next to him throws up in her barf bag, flight attendant takes forever to get there and she's sitting there holding a bag of her warm vomit for nearly 5 minutes.Detroit to Chicago
SAME EXACT THING!!Two girls on two flights in the seat next to him threw up.
- mrdobolina0
about six years ago during summerfest (this huge music festival in my city that brings a million tourists here) I saw this drunk dude polish off a tall can of 211 and flop his cock out on the busiest corner in the city and start pissing all over the sidewalk. In front of kids, old folks and anybody that could see it. It was ill.
- IRNlun60
* clips toe nail...
- canuck0
that was a good late night laugh
I thank.
hmm what have I encounted...
I've been working in classrooms over the last 8 months and I see kids picking their nose and eating it all the time. Thats not too good. Also young kids with bad breath is common aswell, reading with some of them makes you want to hurl.
Snot haning out of old men's noses on the subway is a common thing.
I have had the roommate clipping toenails while I am eating dinner, then pulling out toe jam. That's pretty ill. In fact this guy was terrible for cutting his toe nails in front of people, one clipping actually hit me once. I flipped out on him, and well he did it privacy after that. On the topic of roommates, I have also noted some sketchy body fluids in the shower stall on several occasions.
People disgust me.
I know it wasn't this one guys fault but I remember a guy with bird shit on his head -- and yet he did not know it. I laughed.
- raybolger20
I sat next to some emascualted drunk husband on JetBlue last week. Between begging his wife for cell phone use and picking his nose with every finger on his right hand it made a 45 minute flight seem four times that.
Idiot!
- Nac_part20
can i stab you with the nose hair i just pulled?
- rasko40
Amhurst Road, Hackney 2004
Approx 4pm on a weekday - observed a seemingly destitute man sat one the pavement whacking his tackle about, very happy with the fact that a bus full of school kids was pulling slowly past.charming.
- paraselene0
On the subway today, a man came to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, this lonely man, talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head began to hurt from his banality. I almost didn't
notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him.He was not pleased,and I couldn't help laughing.
kelpie
(Mar 20 06, 08:56)i can't quite tell if you're quoting rasko or brett easton ellis.
- kelpie0
neither. that really happened.
- kelpie0
speaking of old guys getting their tackle out though, my girlfriend was walking home from work late one night, and spotted this old boy down the street. He sat down ahead of her and by the time she was going past he was sitting on a step with his (apparently inhumanly huge) wanger sitting on his lap in front of him. He proceeded to ask my horrified girl if she would please touch it cos "it wont hurt her"
RUN AWAY!
- paraselene0
ah, of course! seven.
took me a while to place that one.
- ********0
Mr little sister had the pleasant experience of meeting an old lady one Saturday afternoon on Mare Street, also Hackney. The old lady in question was whailing loudly and taking a shit.
- rasko40
Mr little sister?! no wonder the old lady was shitting herself!
- kelpie0
correct, para.
WRONG, skt ;)
- paraselene0
i am going to call my drag act mister little sister.
got a nice ring to it...
- ********0
Haha. oops.
- kelpie0
Since my work moved into the centre of town, I have noticed a daily procession of man middle/old aged men wandering around talking to themselves, shouting to people who aren't there, recitong Churchill speaches verbatim (that's true happened yesterday). I had a sheltered upbringing, I was not aware that people really went that mad outside the movies without being institutionalised.
tell you what though, thay are hoor of a funny, like.
- kelpie0
nothing like laughing at the afflicted to pump up your self esteem eh?
- ********0
setting them on fire is good fun too.
- paraselene0
i can't quite believe you've never had an asbo.