Damn Celebrities
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- 4cY0
the ford f150 guy is worse tho!!
- Jaline0
*waves around bookmark of NT Timeline
- digitalswarm0
Since assholes bookmarked the timeline...
- Rand0
since when is the relevance of a story based upon its age?
- digitalswarm0
I think she found "it" on ebay.
- kon230
was she not tryin to find "it" kona?
:P lol sorry - had to be cracked
- todelete__20
Sorry. She was too busy giving me head.
- kelpie0
wait a minute, why do I not know about that?
- kon230
didnt she try for the world record for guys shaggin her in one day, but got beaten by that asian lass by about 20?
- kelpie0
well I've never had cause to doubt him before.
- gruntt0
the story may sound ridiculous but this will surely infuriate you.
cameron diaz once blew me because i had the flu.
- kelpie0
you know he didnt need to invite her but buy her! just pay her a few bucks and she will come around.. she was a hoe afterall... you can get every celebrity around you if the price is right.. maybe if she likes you then she ll give u..
koolbavaria
(Mar 14 06, 04:28)ok pal, so I'll assume you've tested this theory of yours.
Who was the last celeb gave you head, and did they go all the way to bavaria to administer it?
- kon230
Cameron Diaz gives shit head - believe me!
- Sven_sk0
any pornstar would definitely do this especially if you toss in a couple of bucks
and most pornstars are way hotter than cameron diaz
- Ramanisky20
Cameron Diaz???
You want fellatio .... call Jenna Jamerson ... end of story
- Sven_sk0
i wonder if the kid had a plan B?
camerons gotta gimme a blowjob
"no."
camerons gotta gimme a handjob
"no."
can i whack with her in the room?
"no."
out of all the people to request to fulfill your dying requests, why would it be cameron diaz?
there are SO many girls taht are SO much HOTTER. and not nearly as annoying.
- koolbavaria0
you know he didnt need to invite her but buy her! just pay her a few bucks and she will come around.. she was a hoe afterall... you can get every celebrity around you if the price is right.. maybe if she likes you then she ll give u..
- 4cY0
""We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?""
yes, a dying kid!
what's wrong with giving fellatio to a dying kid?
a minor, dying...
shame on you, diaz.
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- fifty500
yeah it's old but I only now heard about it. hilarious.
- tehgee0
old story