NT club of broken hearts
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- pascii
*whine*
- ********0
*holds hand
*raises fist
- KuzII0
pull yourself together man!
- laahshi0
*looks at floor of borken bong
*smells nasty bong water
- pascii0
* makes drunken phone calls
* makes friends angry with telling the sad story 100+
* sorts lesbian porn movies
- ********0
that reminds me..
*posts tread titled:
nt lezzie porn collectors club
- g3kk0k1d0
*then remembers he found his love of his life getting fucked from behind on the web 3 years after they broke up
*attempts to remember her stupid foreign address using google maps to send the vid to her mum
*picks up tv listings guide
*puts hand down pants
- laahshi0
*posts tread titled:
nt lezzie porn collectors club4cY
(Mar 4 06, 04:39)i can add to this...
- tank020
present.
- ********0
*completely drunken he sends the vid to his own mum by accident
- g3kk0k1d0
*people start him he's gay cos he dont wanna date anyone
*parents make comments
*starts to believe he is
*gets curious
*rejects the way of the cock and goes back to stamping (lick it, stick it and send it on its way)
- laahshi0
*emails not 3cY a special video
- g3kk0k1d0
not bothered if my mum sees it - just aint me in it with the ho - i will find the link for ya - but dont reckon i should post it cos QBN will beat me
- ********0
*receives video entitled "secret neverland tapes"
*hesitates
- pascii0
* can't find the video
* finds link on the hun
* becomes famous
* get's a call from the bangbus
* drops design and becomes pornstar
- laahshi0
*emails same link to pascii
- ********0
*pascii starts to miss nt
*posts video in PVN for a crit
*gets banned by QBN
*pascii starts crying
*pascii becomes designer again and asks qbn for forgiveness
- pascii0
did u ever hear about the myth there is a bus full of tasty girls driving around on the planet and asks from time to time guys if they want to become the travel masseur?
100 girls and the Merry Pranksters!
- ********0
*4cY has video saved, mostly for the title only: Swiss&Hairy
- ********0
yeah, pascii..
dumb&dumber right?
;)
