Dick Cheney shot the Sherrif
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- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
glad to see that you all realize that accidents do happen... but you take this and run with it! Wow - you LOOK STUPID!
WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE PRES TO FIND OUT THE VICE PRES SHOT HIS FRIEND....
find something better to do with yourselves, guys... it was a fucking accident.
- vespa0
you two are clearly never going to agree on anything political. you should go for a drink. less politics, more alcohol i say. life is too short. may kuz's manlove set you free.
- todelete__20
can i cum in your mouth?
KuzIV
(Feb 14 06, 08:03)No but I think I just threw up a little in it.
- inhaler0
two words.... intelligent design..
- mrdobolina0
apparently they do when the VP caused it.
- inhaler0
actuallly that last post was pointless...
sorry..I just think its funny that they were hunting quail.
And that you guys are getting worked up about 18 hours...
dont you think that they wanted to make sure the guy was stable before making a statement, I mean think of the guy's family...
he's 78, the guy could have had a heart attack....christ.
- pavlovs_dog0
i dont wanna say mr 78 yr old lawyer dude was asking for it, but when your some senior citizen hunting buddies, you gotta accept there's some risk involved?
eh?
- uberdesigner0
it involved a one dollar bet and eddie murphy
- er0k0
hey I was just curious..but if this lawyer who got shot dies (it was reported he had a heart attack today as a result of a pellet in his heart) does that mean we can convict Dick for manslaughter?
gotta make lemonade, people ;)
- uberdesigner0
he would be pardoned. plus if the guy died he would just be replaced by a robotic clone
- spk0
now his buddy knows what so many iraqi children feel like.
fucking cheney.
- er0k0
bleh.
why you gotta hate on my hopefulness? you're probably right though. infact I bet that guy already was like, the 3rd one of him.
- uberdesigner0
luckily the iraqi kids have trust funds to fall back on
- mg330
I SWEAR that the first headline I saw about this today said:
"Vice President Cheney Shot In Hunting Accident"
I think it was on CNN.
- uberdesigner0
tv news is hot
- mattyd0
From http://www.slippymagazine.com
"Danger, Danger
Sunday, February 12, 2006This whole Cheney thing has once again brought the dangers of mimicking movies to the forefront.
For years Hollywood has been responsible for leading young people down the wrong path with irresponsible portrayals of sex, drugs and violence. One just has to look to Columbine, where innocent people were mowed down by youths whose minds had been warped by "the Matrix."
But it seems Hollywood isn't satisfied with high schoolers behaving badly. Now poor Dick Cheney, the United States' real life Sack Lodge, has lost all concept of reality and is acting out a scene from "Wedding Crashers."
For shame, Hollywood. I think Congress needs to launch an investigation. Some censorship has to be done. These Hollywood hacks need to be stopped. "
- mrdobolina0
A political Rorschach test
- todelete__20
445 hunting accidents last year. 28 accidents involved shooters and victims who were relatives or friends.
Who really gives a shit how fast you report something when you've just shot your friend and you're worried about his well being. "Sorry friend, I can't go to the hospital with you because I have to hold a press conference right now so I can shut these stupid fuckers up."
And and accident doesn't = manslaughter.
Wow. Rare form today.