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- pascii
"The male sex organ is considered as the Mercedes of the sex organs. In excited condition, it reaches normally a length of 60 centimeters and weighs approximately 3 Kilos. But even an organ of only 40 centimeters can be still procreative in damp weather. The male member can ejaculate accurately 950 times. That corresponds rather exactly to a half bucket."
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- paraselene0
the mercedes of the sex organs?
there are only two sex organs. if the male one is the mercedes of the sex organs, what does that make the female one? porsche, jaguar or volvo?
did you use babelfish to translate this, pascii?
- pascii0
surely i've used the fish. with brings be to the description of the f.... err, i think porsche is the right one
- chossy0
volvo cause it sounds like vulva and also fannies feel safe and some are big and spacious.
- pascii0
i always loved the word fanny
- paraselene0
*sings the fanny song
- poomoo0
fannies are good but breasts are better.
- pascii0
breasts are overrated
- paraselene0
they're both fucking brilliant compared to men's bits which are, let's face it, a bit crap.
- lowimpakt0
up the bum no harm done,
up the fanny now your mammy is a granny.
- Mouzer0
Shit Me
“it reaches normally a length of 60 centimeters and weighs approximately 3 Kilos”
If yours reaches 2ft and weighs 3 Kilos you can classify it as a third leg.
- chossy0
whatever paraselene, can you smack someone in the face with your sex organ? are you able to play armies and shoot a gun with yours? don't answer that.
- poomoo0
yeah mens bit are shit compared to womens bits.
men are just less attractive than women.
- pascii0
girls have strange muscles there which can hold you back if u want to leave quick...
- pascii0
poomoo, shaving is an alternative, i'll tell ya