british insults
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- paraselene0
rayk, eh? how do you pronounce that? is it like a garden rake? or is it some sort of hungarian way to say rawk?
- chossy0
rayk 47 ha ha :\
- KuzIV0
That's an unimaginative screen name. Rayk? LOL!
- soda0
oh and as Para has nicked 'Numpty' (wrong spelling there my dear) I'll have:
You Speng.
That was a schoolground fave, fuck knows where it came from.
And spanner was also a good way of describing girls at school. Eg: "Look at 'er, she's a right Spanner"
A spanner being an item that tightens your nuts.
I thank you.
(blame it on an education in East London, not Bermondsey you prat!)
- _me_0
can i just say, as being a pommie cunt her in Oz... us brits are the absolute funniest fuckers on the planet....
- _me_0
ya fat fuckin heffers bitch tits
- vespa0
when i was in primary school the main insult was "nong" or "nonga". i only worked out in high-school that it was a mispronunciation of "nyoongar", which was the main Aboriginal group in our area. gawd i'd been a child racialist without even knowing it, mortified!
here's a nice aussie insult ditty for all you blokes:
http://homepage.mac.com/kinquila…
- sireal0
FUCKING SHITSTABBER!!!
- determinedmoth0
Sorry vespa. I thought it was half-flung! Bugger. Oh well.
Where's that gig on the 17th?
- paraselene0
how do you know how numptie is spelled?
- _me_0
when i was in primary school the main insult was "nong" or "nonga". i only worked out in high-school that it was a mispronunciation of "nyoongar", which was the main Aboriginal group in our area. gawd i'd been a child racialist without even knowing it, mortified!
vespa
(Feb 7 06, 04:54)and this girl is pissed.
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- determinedmoth0
Good afternoon rayk.
- springbok0
Knobhead
- rayk0
yeah...like the garden rake. You got a problem with that?
- soda0
how do you know how numptie is spelled?
paraselene
(Feb 7 06, 05:02)because I said so.
- kelpie0
how do you know how numptie is spelled?
paraselene
(Feb 7 06, 05:02)because I said so.
soda
(Feb 7 06, 05:09)he's right, the beardy old git.
- lowimpakt0
razzle man.
- kelpie0
felching munter
- sktII0
pedo
- paraselene0
how do you know how numptie is spelled?
paraselene
(Feb 7 06, 05:02)because I said so.
soda
(Feb 7 06, 05:09)he's right, the beardy old git.
kelpie
(Feb 7 06, 05:11)how do YOU know how numptie is spelled?
look:
numpty
numptie
it's so obvious which is better. you people have no class.
tell 'em, reyk. it's about time i had someone on my side around here.