british insults
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- MX_OnD0
your wheel is still turning but your hamster is dead.
as thick in the head as shite in a bottle.
a face that only a mother could love.
yer no pretty and yer no ugly, yer just pretty ugly.
if stupidity could ride a bike that one would brake uphill.
two faced, but both of them look like an arse.
- Jude_smith0
Ya muppet... at least I think thats english.
- rasko40
bingo wings
- sktII0
She had a snatch that looked like a bulldog eating custard.
- nicko0
"She's got a face that looks like a chopping board that's been set alight and put out with a shovel"
- jaybee0
prick
- nicko0
"He's an uphill gardener"
- kelpie0
get right away tae fuck you bawhieded, pish reekin, gypsie bawsack, fore ah take a boattle tae yer pure hingin mad coupon n take ma anger oot on ye, ya prick.
and yer maws a dj, ya bam, get that aw the wiy roon ye.
- nicko0
yer ma's yer da.
MX_OnD
(Feb 7 06, 02:57)lol
- nicko0
lol @ kelpie too
- KuzIV0
skt's a fud
skt's a bawbag
skt's a diddy
skt's a tool
skt's a fanny
skt's a spazetc. etc.
;)
- kelpie0
oh! that reminds me.
Gobshite.
- KuzIV0
skt's also a shirt lifter and pillow biter and a fudge packer all rolled into one. i/e he am a bufty.
- nicko0
Homage to rude kid cartoon in Viz c1992:
"Soapy tit-wank"
"Go fuck up a rope stick"
:/
- paraselene0
spanner!
- kelpie0
tube
- nicko0
cock jockey
- sktII0
smelly paki bastard.
- kelpie0
nugget
- paraselene0
custard eater