I'm NO writer!
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- dirtydesign
Our agency is giving all 300 employees a beer glass/chalice, provided by the client.
I'm doing the card that goes along with it. Any good ideas for copywriting... I'm thinking invitation type stuff. Much appreciated.
- jox0
Here you go.
Love,
[client name]
- dirtydesign0
That's clever shithead.
- RedFoxxworth0
Heavenly thinking deserves hearty drinking.
Love,
Client
- gruntt0
Hey Ass, Here's a glass.
- radar0
Her's to our success, and your stress. Punk Bitches!
Love, Client Name
- jox0
Wow, attitude.
- rasko40
Please give this to Dirtydesign, design Dept.
Thanks
clientthat way you get 300 drinks
- mayo0
"Drink the fuck up"
- harlequino0
We would have pissed in it too, but that would be tacky.
Love,
Client
- xenicon0
here's to emptiness
- RedFoxxworth0
Brilliant!
- magicpatch0
We appreciate the hard work, and the process has been divine, but you aint getting this mug till you are done with the design.
- gruntt0
With y'all the glass is always half fool.
love,
x
- rasko40
"Alcohol is a highly addictive toxin which ruins thousands of lives every year
Yours
Client"
- radar0
For those lonely nights behind the computer.
- harlequino0
From our hearts to you
You can fill it with goo
Send it back clean and new
Then we'll goo it in too!Love, Client
- dirtydesign0
There's some good one's in there. Thank you.
- harlequino0
There once was a lowly designer
Though he barked, he possesed a vaginer
I threw him a beer
Since he's so f*n queer
He blew me but I gave him a shinerLove,
Client
- mayo0
"here's a commemorative roofie holder to thank you for all your hard work"
- gruntt0
maybe now you'll have the nerve to approach that hot receptionist.