Vote Impaler!
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- spongebob0
makes me wish I never played AD&D.
- ********0
I'd vote for him
- spongebob0
you'd vote for your neighbour rat's liver ulcer if you had the choice.
- radar0
Though I have endured 15 knee operations, along with permanent
injuries to my lower back, left wrist and right hip, like Sly Stallone’s
“Rocky Balboa" I am a fighter. And I will fight for the rights of every
Minnesotan, as well as Americans when I become President.
- harlequino0
"I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares"
I'd vote for him if his name was Lord Arse.
- ********0
He has Romanian blood.
- harlequino0
He has Romanian blood.
JazX
(Jan 16 06, 06:06)...for breakfast.
Hahaha!
- kelpie0
what a fucking wally.
prat.
please vote him in, I'd love to see him pass a law to have drug dealers "impaled" hahaha
- ********0
"In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally
taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her
home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret
sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I
hadn't seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you.In an effort to gain strength and power, I started taking performance
enhancing pills."I am moving to Minnesota just to vote for this guy. Just for using two T's in spelling "hott". Means he's keyed into the younger generation...
- ********0
He has Romanian blood.
JazX
(Jan 16 06, 06:06)...for breakfast.
Hahaha!
harlequino
(Jan 16 06, 06:07)hehehe good one
- harlequino0
Sorry, I gotta bump this back up. It's just too funny. I love that he has a nav button just for Impalement. Good times.
- jevad0
omfg
- jevad0
"I was born in raised in New Jersey, the home state of Bruce
Springsteen - "The Boss." Though New Jersey is considered
the Crossroads of the American Revolution, just like Bruce
Springsteen, I am against war."
- jpea0
well, it's not like we haven't had a weirdo gov before
- jpea0
he lived 4 blocks from me while he was gov
- jevad0
hahhaha
- jpea0
yup, this is him last year with beaded dreadlocks:
- ********0
Sanguinarian Vampyre
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Hecate Witch
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military service
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boxer
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pro wrestler
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licensed nascar driver
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fucked his sister
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raised by one-armed pool shark
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impaler
checkif he were deaf he could be on the perot ticket
- ********0
this is why they couldn't run jeb
- ********0
definitely one of your better attempts at creative writing