Things to do before you're 30
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- honest
I have year left, what do I need to do?
- JazX0
too f*cking late for me, make that 40
- phatlee0
buy a house in Finland
- radar0
retire from message boards.
- chossy0
drop anchor in poo bay.
- gruntt0
2 chicks, dude
- rasko40
smoke crack and heroin.
- blastofv0
go to Cuba – before Castro kicks it and it opens up to the US for McDonalds-ization
- Jaline0
Do everything a single guy is supposed to do, because after 30 you'll be expected to start thinking about having a family.
- radar0
shave a hamster... and you know
- skt0
smoke crack and heroin.
rasko4
(Jan 12 06, 07:02)where can you get good brown in London?
- JazX0
retire from message boards.
radar
(Jan 12 06, 06:59)you got that right... If I'm still here at 35 shoot me!
- pascii0
anal sex
- honest0
Do everything a single guy is supposed to do, because after 30 you'll be expected to start thinking about having a family.
JalineThanks Jaline, I did all that before i was 25. I have a wife and a house now and might look into that two chicks thing that somebody suggested.
- radar0
I have a wife and a house now and might look into that two chicks thing that somebody suggested.
honest
(Jan 12 06, 07:10)you should sell your house and go to Vegas - and let it all ride on the roulette wheel. Save enough though so win or lose you can get 2 hookers. BAM
- kelpie0
shall I just shoot you now Jaz, get it out of the way?
- honest0
hmmm, Vegas sounds good, but I hear on good authority that the hookers in Vegas are really really ugly. I mean every-branch-of-the-ugly-tree ugly
- -sputnik-0
before 30? that ship has sailed...i'd say buy your own house, but that's not necessarily for everyone.
from a female perspective, seeing guys act like college students after 30 is a real turn off. stop getting regularly pissed drunk in public and spending weekends on your buddy's couch.
- radar0
thats what whiskey's for, be careful though sometimes the soilder won't salute if he's too snockered, or so I hear.
- kelpie0
paint you balls blue and run around trafalgar sq naked singing Land of Hope and Glory
- chossy0
-sputnik- you will never be mine, rolls off couch * as a buddy throws a blanket over me.